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Don't take this seriously. Its entertainment people! Enjoy.
Well, actually, I'm taking this erection quite seriously. I intend to kill it.![]()
You can never truly kill it. It rises again like a Phoenix....![]()
Well, one hopes it keeps rising . . .
One must keep the engine oiled, primed and working.....carry on!![]()
Har! You have suddenly become the NPR Car Talk of sex. I don't know how to process it!
No one knows how to process me......That's why I'm single!![]()
Oh, you're better off that way, in my humble opinion.
You are probably correctamundo. I am fixated on it today because last night downtown I misplaced my car..walking around for more than an hour unable to find itno one to call
but proud that I thought to call Lyft to drive me around till I found it. A most humbling experience as she assured me I wasn't stupid and said God bless you.
Damn, I'm old! Fuck!![]()
You aren't alone--I can't remember a damn thing anymore. Except where I left my dick.![]()
Never been happier to own a cherry red vehicle
Dont misplace your dick![]()
Never been happier to own a cherry red vehicle
Dont misplace your dick![]()
"We're under a Winter Weather Advisory folks, but note, this is NOT a French Toast alert."
Love the local forecasters and their sense of humor.
I think the only time I'm going outside today is to walk to the park & mailbox with the dog
Save yourself Leigh. No mail today lol
I think it’s way too freaking early for snow!!!
Ugh it’s coming down pretty heavily now