What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[tnman03]

Wait. Who's giving out spankings?

*perks up*

Spankings?

Both of you? Oh wow.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Age has nothing to do with it. Yes. My guy is younger, and one of the most grown ass men I’ve ever met.

 

[BadAmy]

what am I thinking? right now...
2 things.
1- I shortcutted my evening, and just blew dryed my hair after getting all sweaty. People said my hair looked fabulous, but inside, I was silently screaming...because...eww! sweaty head!
2- I might be in trouble.
https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOwGaTTW1jV79lUdO/giphy.gif

 

[JennyNo1]

Both of you? Oh wow.

*gets in line*

 

[JennyNo1]

what am I thinking? right now...
2 things.
1- I shortcutted my evening, and just blew dryed my hair after getting all sweaty. People said my hair looked fabulous, but inside, I was silently screaming...because...eww! sweaty head!
2- I might be in trouble.
https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOwGaTTW1jV79lUdO/giphy.gif

People pay good money for sea salt texturizer to get that "beach hair" look. You just saved about 30 bucks!

 

[Spins]

People lie to themselves almost as often as they lie to others.

 

[JerseyJade]

People lie to themselves almost as often as they lie to others.

That's a lie! Take it back!

 

[LostGirlTink]

*gets in line*

No line. Mine are covered *grin*

 

[Spins]

That's a lie! Take it back!

Then I wouldn't be a "nice guy". Nice guys only tell the truth!

 

[JerseyJade]

Then I wouldn't be a "nice guy". Nice guys only tell the truth!

Oh no! You just insulted yourself.

 

[Spins]

Oh no! You just insulted yourself.

I always find it useful to get out in front of the mob.

 

[BadAmy]

Then I wouldn't be a "nice guy". Nice guys only tell the truth!

and some girls hear only what they want to hear.

points in the mirror.

gurl...

https://media.giphy.com/media/52FIoKwgrQhezqXxCB/giphy.gif

 

[SassySheDevil]

People lie to themselves almost as often as they lie to others.

That's how they believe the bullshit they spew.

 

[Spins]

and some girls hear only what they want to hear.

points in the mirror.

gurl...

To be fair...most people only hear what they want to hear. Thus why lies tend to work more often than not. People are stupid.

 

[Fugu_B]

What!? No more beer for you!

The mental malfunction happened after coffee and before beer so I have no excuse.

 

[RoyceConnors]

That's how they believe the bullshit they spew.

They studied truth at Trump U and took lessons from the man himself, lmao

 

[LostGirlTink]

I just don’t understand telling a bunch of lies. That sounds like so much work.
It’s hard enough not oversharing and remembering what needs to stay private, I can’t imagine having to remember what lies people think are true.
I’m too lazy to lie like that

 

[tolyk]

No line. Mine are covered *grin*

Absolutely

 

[standard1]

i really wasn’t expecting that.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Jesus God! I think farting has replaced orgasm as my favorite feeling. Will someone please kill me in my sleep? Make it quick and painless if you can.

 

[Richard_C]

DraftKings is total bullshit!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

another 6 day work week starting again tomorrow

 

[AlwaysFara]

Then I wouldn't be a "nice guy". Nice guys only tell the truth!

You’re not a nice guy, you dirty fuck.

 

[Spins]

You’re not a nice guy, you dirty fuck.

The fuck you say!

I am too nice!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

They just need to stop.

GUILLERMO

Dead.