What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[LikeableMe]

I'm thinking of how many times I (or others) have typed something out, and then deleted it before hitting SUBMIT REPLY

I do that a lot. The one time I forgot to hit delete caused me to destroy something very important to me

 

[tnman03]

I’m thinking *coma* as a lifestyle choice would be perfect for you.

Well that's a different outlook...

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm thinking I'm sooooo unbelievably confused.

 

[mnbreastluver]

There's so many dead bodies on Mt. Everest because it's the world's only literal tourist trap.

 

[Xerxes82]

Her, in a swimsuit.

I’m thinking *coma* as a lifestyle choice would be perfect for you.

I get that a lot. I'd certainly be more personable.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do nurses and medical professionals talk shit about the penises and vaginas of their patients? If you have a weird penis or vagina, should you inform them beforehand?

 

[default24]

Do nurses and medical professionals talk shit about the penises and vaginas of their patients? If you have a weird penis or vagina, should you inform them beforehand?

You're going to want to tell them so they're not shocked. What if one goes to clutch her pearls and drops something sharp? Next thing you know you've got a second circumcision

 

[AlwaysFara]

Do nurses and medical professionals talk shit about the penises and vaginas of their patients? If you have a weird penis or vagina, should you inform them beforehand?

We really don’t. I’ve probably seen a billion penises. They are Work Penises.
We only care about Recreational Penis.

 

[AlwaysFara]

You're going to want to tell them so they're not shocked. What if one goes to clutch her pearls and drops something sharp? Next thing you know you've got a second circumcision

You don’t know many nurses, do ya, d?

 

[default24]

You don’t know many nurses, do ya, d?

No

You two should swap dick pics and report back.

Waiting...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dildo manufacturers only exist to fuck their customers.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think everyone is gonna think my dick is weird now. I was truly asking for a friend.

 

[Lord Pmann]

We really don’t. I’ve probably seen a billion penises. They are Work Penises.
We only care about Recreational Penis.

You’ve seen a lot of dicks. That’s like 1/3 of the world’s dicks.

I really am paranoid now that people think my penis is all mangled and saggy or wrinkled. It’s a beautiful penis, really. Maybe the kind one would use for poetic inspiration. A poem penis, if you will.

Now I think explaining that I don’t have a mangled penis only makes me seem MORE like I have a mangled penis. The mangled penis doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

Hawaii, Thailand or Fiji?
Fucked it all 3 I say

 

[Endless_Night]

Why is it that people who complain most about the current state of the world so frequently take no action to improve things?

 

[SassySheDevil]

You’ve seen a lot of dicks. That’s like 1/3 of the world’s dicks.

I really am paranoid now that people think my penis is all mangled and saggy or wrinkled. It’s a beautiful penis, really. Maybe the kind one would use for poetic inspiration. A poem penis, if you will.

Now I think explaining that I don’t have a mangled penis only makes me seem MORE like I have a mangled penis. The mangled penis doth protest too much, methinks.

I've been coloring a lot of them lately in my penis coloring book if you'd like to offer up yours for modeling/ color match purposes.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Why is it that people who complain most about the current state of the world so frequently take no action to improve things?

If they fixed it, they'd have nothing to complain about lol

 

[CleverCowardice]

Nice tits are a bonus, but a pretty face and a great ass are essential.

 

[Endless_Night]

If they fixed it, they'd have nothing to complain about lol

Right?

But no, sitting on your butt and complaining is so much easier.

 

[PapaRomantic]

I did something incredibly brave tonight....and also incredibly stupid.

But if you gotta to, you gotta go.....

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Right?

But no, sitting on your butt and complaining is so much easier.

People SMH! They can ruin your day if you let them.

 

[HBergeron]

The coming election season is going to require a fuckuva lot of popcorn.

 

[Xerxes82]

The coming election season is going to require a fuckuva lot of popcorn.

Also, bourbon.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

You don’t know many nurses, do ya, d?

Nurses are some of my favorite people. They've seen it all, don't mind talking about it, and usually can spare a cigarette.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Why is it that people who complain most about the current state of the world so frequently take no action to improve things?

I bitch about it a lot but also spend a large chunk of time trying to improve it.
I’m
Kinda burnt out though... people are exhausting and determined to hate.