What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[Endless_Night]

I bitch about it a lot but also spend a large chunk of time trying to improve it.
I’m
Kinda burnt out though... people are exhausting and determined to hate.

I hear you. Boy, do I hear you.

I've put in an order for pets and hair strokes.

*pats sofa beside me*

I'll share.


Mind you I have no idea when they'll arrive, and I'm actually going to bed so I can get up and cycle in the morning, but…If I was staying awake, and the pets and hair strokes were actually coming? I'd share.

#thoughtthatcounts

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

Yeah I get it.. no drama not going to push for it

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you get feces on any other part of your body, simply wiping it off with paper and moving on with your day is *not* acceptable.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I need to calm the f*ck down.

 

[rbijon]

I need to calm the f*ck down.

I think I like you at your best, sloppy drunk and violent.

 

[RustyIron]

We only care about Recreational Penis.

I'm Sorry, but I laughed way to hard at this

 

[LikeableMe]

A medical appointment I’ve been waiting on has come through for Friday. Anything medical freaks me out - I’ve had bad luck when it comes to doctors! I’m anxious and scared, but also relieved, as once that appointment is over, I should know what I’m dealing with and have a treatment plan. I’m not sure whether it’s this appointment or after tests that I will find out whether I need surgery!

I’ve never been in hospital ever - well except to be born lol! I keep telling myself it’s more stressful putting off finding out what I’m dealing with, than actually going through with it and getting the information.

I can do this!

 

[LoveBeginsAgain]

When you least expect it, something good will happen, those are the best days.

 

[smtst5]

This work thing is overrated

 

[Misshotndeep]

I put on pants today. Does that count as adulting? If it does, can I quit and play videogames now?

 

[KarenB59]

Sometimes it takes me a few days before I realize the person who said they really enjoy our chats hasn't spoken to me.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

I should just stop being honest with people every time I am I some how fuck everything up

 

[mnbreastluver]

"Find what you love and let it kill you" is really easy advice to follow if you love bears.

 

[Image13]

Beautiful day should have taken a sick day !

 

[CleverCowardice]

That was a scary email.

Sorry. My flirting style is a little extreme. Plus, I had been drinking. But I swear, "I want to wear your flesh," was meant in the best way possible. You know...the sexy way.

Ahem. Anyway, I promise it won't happen again.

 

[AlpineFresco]

<sigh> Well, trains fucked my weekend plans.

 

[Matt12191982]

Once again, I slept with a lighter in my pajama pocket.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I should just stop being honest with people every time I am I some how fuck everything up

I was thinking something very similar.

.....


I miss the days of just being happy that i'm happy. I should have kept my mouth shut.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I was thinking something very similar.

.....


I miss the days of just being happy that i'm happy. I should have kept my mouth shut.

Me too. After recent events here I’m really trying to be polite and keep my fingers and yap shut.
I hate it.

What am I thinking?
Point taken, not that you would notice or care.

 

[AlwaysFara]

You’ve seen a lot of dicks. That’s like 1/3 of the world’s dicks.

I really am paranoid now that people think my penis is all mangled and saggy or wrinkled. It’s a beautiful penis, really. Maybe the kind one would use for poetic inspiration. A poem penis, if you will.

Now I think explaining that I don’t have a mangled penis only makes me seem MORE like I have a mangled penis. The mangled penis doth protest too much, methinks.

Methinks you should simply part the seersucker and let us decide.

 

[ace195008]

I think we should love more and hate less. Too much bad juju in the world.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Right?

Okay, fine. I promise it won't happen again between last time and next time. Now I'm not making promises I can't keep.

 

[bunny4med]

78 degrees, ribs, beer, and game 7 hockey. It doesn't get any better.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s a little suspiciously coincidental that marijuana legalization and baby boomer retirement is happening at the same time.

 

[Matt12191982]

I hate being horny all the time, despite taking painkillers all day.