What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[Jada59]

I need sleep and an orgasm. Which one will win out?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Maybe birds are secretly drones that recharge by sitting on power lines.

 

[lacandy]

Maybe birds are secretly drones that recharge by sitting on power lines.

Ohhh...I will add this to my son’s theory that birds are an invention of the government to spy on us.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ohhh...I will add this to my son’s theory that birds are an invention of the government to spy on us.

You should! That will give him something else to ponder.


If crack cocaine gets smuggled into the country inside someone's rectum, when it's smoked, that person is smoking butt crack.

 

[ChainedUp]

Sequels are never as good as the original.

 

[Rivvie]

i reaaaaaallly don't want to go to my in-laws today

 

[standard1]

Hello, Puppy Bowl!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, there's a good way to piss me right the fuck off

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I wonder how long it took from interest piqued to yeah, umm no?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.

 

[AlwaysFara]

When he tells you to listen to the song, again.

 

[cowslinger64]

Pulled the ribs out of the smoker an hour ago... got another half an hour to an hour till they're done.. thinking these are the slowest minutes evah! I'm starvin!!

 

[Taegul]

This might be a long week.

 

[Elgirldani]

I’m thinking I don’t know if I want to cross that line.

 

[catherinewheel77]

This might be a long week.

It’s all about fortitude.

 

[Xerxes82]

It's nights like this, when I'm hornier than I know what to do with, that I kind of regret my personal no play on Lit rule. Because lord knows I could use it.

I'm trying to remind myself that it's to keep myself out of trouble.

Thankfully, not a lot of people around tonight so it should be easier to stick to my guns.

 

[standard1]

I’m guessing not long.

 

[emsway]

Dream infused confections? Of course.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm thinking that the guy in that profile picture looks an awful lot like an in-law cousin of mine.

 

[JennyNo1]

SOMEone needs to realize that his sig line applies directly to him!

 

[HBergeron]

I wonder what all those puppies were really staring up at?

 

[AlpineFresco]

Good lord there were some stunning items there.

 

[Kat73]

The only thing they would miss if I moved out would be the maid, cook and chaufer.

 

[Shi_One81]

I really need to start wearing gloves when I make jalapeño poppers, especially in mass quantity. My hands are on fire still 3 hrs later.

 

[Shi_One81]

Man this game is boring....I need a welcome distraction.....

Agree x1,000,000