What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[barefootgirl69]

I really need to start wearing gloves when I make jalapeño poppers, especially in mass quantity. My hands are on fire still 3 hrs later.

Just be careful what you touch later.
That HURTS!

 

[Shi_One81]

it’s like watching paint dry and waiting at the DMV at the same time....ugh!

I never thought it would be this bad....even the commercials aren’t helping this year....

Painfully boring

Just be careful what you touch later.
That HURTS!

Funny not funny but funny story - I was in Minnesota at my old fwb’s house and he was making homemade salsa. He asked if I wanted any and I declined. We ended up starting to fools around. He went down on me and I was like “oh my god my vag is on fire!” I ran into the bathroom, jumped in the shower, turned the water on cold, and I’ll let you guess what I did with the shower head. Lol Hurt so freaking bad.

 

[Spins]

How much I really do not want to go to work in the morning

 

[alwaysaway]

When will this shift end

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

The Patriots win the super bowl!


Tom Brady is now a six time super bowl champion!!


Fuck the haters!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You don't want me to leave you alone, admit it *twists arm*

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dream infused confections? Of course.

Who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
The Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)

 

[Xerxes82]

Waiting for someone you aren't entirely sure is coming can be an anxious business.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Probability says you will be one of the very few people to see this post.

 

[JennyNo1]

Something smells really fishy here. I'm thinking you're an alt...one for each of your personalities.

 

[Jada59]

I hope he's okay.

 

[Elgirldani]

My cats are so spoiled.

 

[lacandy]

Heels probably weren’t the best idea today with this back thing going on...I will be at my desk all day I think.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Ugh....looks like to much work to me.

 

[JennyNo1]

How can one person be as out of the loop as I seem to be? I need Cliff notes on what's going on around here!

 

[standard1]

I’m glad that’s over with.

 

[averagesizeguy]

Something witty for post 3,100...

 

[steelyblue73]

I’m thinking that once this snow melts, I’ll be perfectly okay if I don’t see another flake until next December!

 

[Elgirldani]

This has been the longest day ever!

 

[secretofthesea07]

How can I cut myself off lit so I can focus here in my office!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Kik needs to drop being a bitch

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you think about it, pregnancy starts as a million sperm battle royale. Only 1 sperm may emerge victorious.

 

[ydahecnot]

After years, I finally refound “Amateur in the Shower”! Now to find some quality time

 

[mnbreastluver]

Garlic is an anticoagulant. Eating garlic to ward off vampires is actually propaganda by vampires to make humans bleed more efficiently.

 

[done_got_old]

Garlic is an anticoagulant. Eating garlic to ward off vampires is actually propaganda by vampires to make humans bleed more efficiently.

I thought this was going in another direction. I happen to love garlic. In fact, I had garlicky noodles today with my dinner.