What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[Beachgirl22]

I want a two hour delay

 

[AlpineFresco]

Travel for work is a weird new thing for me.
Also, OMFG Provo, Utah, who in the world designed your flag?!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I hope I'm not going to get sick from walking to the store while it's 18 degrees outside to get breakfast

Feels like it from how my nose is acting

 

[mnbreastluver]

At -40 we are all on the same page, it's cold as fuck and even fahrenheit and Celsius can't be bothered arguing for a moment.

 

[lacandy]

Travel for work is a weird new thing for me.
Also, OMFG Provo, Utah, who in the world designed your flag?!

I had no idea that Provo HAD its own flag? Of course I am pretty sure I’m only allowed to pass through Utah County on my way to sinning in Vegas

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you ever feel powerless, just remember: a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

 

[Elgirldani]

It's quiet tonight.

 

[WerdNerd]

Maybe we should liven up the place and make some noise.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You can run up to anyone and say "Hey, it's you!" and you'll always be right.

 

[emsway]

Now I can go to sleep with a smile on my face.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I'm thinking after a dry January that I really love alcohol.

 

[zydrate]

do I want to or not?

Hmmmm...

 

[Elgirldani]

I should just go to sleep.

 

[zydrate]

ugh, shower now or in the morning?

 

[standard1]

Wake up; putter around Lit; drift off again.

 

[Jada59]

Dancing sure makes me feel good!

Now if only I could find my lost earring...

 

[LikeableMe]

I'm thinking deep thoughts

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s a damn good thing Ted Bundy was around before Tinder.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Just trying to collect my thoughts this morning.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The female version of “he’s thinking with the wrong head” must be “she’s speaking through the wrong lips.”

 

[toofargone]

Mmmm coffee

 

[Misshotndeep]

When you see a pic so damn hot it makes you do a double take every time you look at it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Taken literally, the saying "idle hands are the devil's workshop" implies that masturbation is the Lord's work.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

If I use the router on the bedpost while it is in place I don't need as many clamps. But is the mess worth the trouble?

 

[Crownvic]

Taken literally, the saying "idle hands are the devil's workshop" implies that masturbation is the Lord's work.

How about masterbation...is the devils delight...