What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ShaneoD]

Shane, honey, I really didn’t want to be the one to break this to you but anything and you being horny is a dangerous combination. I am surprised you even make it out of your front door alive most days

I'm usually in far too much of a rush to be horny in the mornings, if I had a night job I'd be in all kinds of trouble

 

[Xerxes82]

Ok, my chicken breasts are in the oven, my corn is roasting and my dessert custard awaits me in the freezer. Soon I shall eat like a king.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Ok, my chicken breasts are in the oven, my corn is roasting and my dessert custard awaits me in the freezer. Soon I shall eat like a king.

Using your hands and fat dripping into your beard like Henry VIII?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Using your hands and fat dripping into your beard like Henry VIII?

Don’t forget throwing the bones over his shoulder.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Don’t forget throwing the bones over his shoulder.

Not a nice way to talk about his malnourished wives

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Coffee is good.

Real good.

 

[Xerxes82]

Using your hands and fat dripping into your beard like Henry VIII?

Don't bring your kinks to my dinner table.

The only thing I want dripping from my beard is you.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Don't bring your kinks to my dinner table.

The only thing I want dripping from my beard is you.

Keep up that smooth talk and I will be dripping from my beard

 

[Xerxes82]

Time for a shower. Then maybe early to bed tonight? We'll see.

 

[Neanderthal247]

The user name kinda explains why he's here. Also explains why he's on iggy. I love iggy.

I enjoy watching you, love Iggy

 

[LupineOne]

The Princess Bride. Definitely as good as the book.

The Martian, likewise. They nailed the movie adaptation.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sometimes, the universe takes a break from dumping on you just long enough to let something good happen.

And when those moments come, all you can do is laugh and celebrate.

Fuck yes!

 

[ccs29745]

How does 40 dollars cover 60 dollar gas bill?

 

[snexxer]

How does 40 dollars cover 60 dollar gas bill?

Turn it into ones and lay them on top of the bill until you cant see it?

 

[angelofthenorth]

yes.....hmm......wow......bloody hell........never mind bloody hell oh fuck!!....

 

[13Fantasies]

Is there a way forward for me?

 

[TunnelKing089]

AH all this offtime now (2 weeks) what am I going to do?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

AH all this offtime now (2 weeks) what am I going to do?

I’ve got some house chores you can do for me.

 

[TunnelKing089]

I’ve got some house chores you can do for me.

Mopping?sweeping?windows?

I'm good at yardwork too.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Mopping for sure. And the windows are definitely overdue for cleaning. Too wet outside for yard work.

 

[Liberia]

Mopping?sweeping?windows?

I'm good at yardwork too.

You want to take a work and travel tour to Europe?

 

[Paul_Chance]

"The greatest hazard of all, losing one's self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed." -Soren Kierkegaard

 

[TunnelKing089]

Hmm,ladies gonna work me to death ? lol

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You want to take a work and travel tour to Europe?

Hey, don’t you steal my new volunteer worker.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Gotta get posting. Was nice to go back in my messages and see the blossoming of a friendship.