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I'm sure some are close.Are any ever as movies as good as their books?
Ok… The Godfather ?I'm sure some are close.
Shane, honey, I really didn’t want to be the one to break this to you but anything and you being horny is a dangerous combination. I am surprised you even make it out of your front door alive most daysAutocorrect and being horny are a dangerous combination![]()
I'm usually in far too much of a rush to be horny in the mornings, if I had a night job I'd be in all kinds of troubleShane, honey, I really didn’t want to be the one to break this to you but anything and you being horny is a dangerous combination. I am surprised you even make it out of your front door alive most days![]()
Using your hands and fat dripping into your beard like Henry VIII?Ok, my chicken breasts are in the oven, my corn is roasting and my dessert custard awaits me in the freezer. Soon I shall eat like a king.
Don’t forget throwing the bones over his shoulder.Using your hands and fat dripping into your beard like Henry VIII?
Not a nice way to talk about his malnourished wivesDon’t forget throwing the bones over his shoulder.
Don't bring your kinks to my dinner table.Using your hands and fat dripping into your beard like Henry VIII?
Keep up that smooth talk and I will be dripping from my beardDon't bring your kinks to my dinner table.
The only thing I want dripping from my beard is you.
I enjoy watching you, love IggyThe user name kinda explains why he's here. Also explains why he's on iggy. I love iggy.
The Martian, likewise. They nailed the movie adaptation.The Princess Bride. Definitely as good as the book.
Turn it into ones and lay them on top of the bill until you cant see it?How does 40 dollars cover 60 dollar gas bill?
I’ve got some house chores you can do for me.AH all this offtime now (2 weeks) what am I going to do?![]()