What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Hornymwtxn]

I chased a nun once. Well. That’s the one I tell in the pub.

(I got chased out after hiding in the wardrobes saying ‘grab hold of this’ when one of the nuns opened the door)

Don't leave us hanging like that.
Did she grab?
Did she catch you and paddle your ass?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fuck this cherry limeade margarita from Jose is gooooood

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don't think I know most of these names.

Tink!!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Isn't it funny how the biggest ass here went from bragging about his wife to pretending to post as his wife, to locking things down in viewing his posts and not currently posting, but is apparently still here and chatting to newbs?

But, he thinks online friendships are weak and only he is smart.

 

[ShaneoD]

I don't pay attention to the drama around here enough

Also,

Someone needs to invent a way you can mutually masturbate with each other on can without getting covered at the end, I'm not fond of that stuff (on me anyway )

 

[Xerxes82]

I’m chaste like a nun, will I do?

Step into yonder confessional and let us see what we can do.

About the chaste thing, obviously.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Isn't it funny how the biggest ass here went from bragging about his wife to pretending to post as his wife, to locking things down in viewing his posts and not currently posting, but is apparently still here and chatting to newbs?

But, he thinks online friendships are weak and only he is smart.

Anyone I know

 

[PotNoodle79]

C'monnnnn gimme a break!

 

[barefootgirl69]

C'monnnnn gimme a break!

Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar

 

[PotNoodle79]

Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar

if only it was that good!

 

[munch2much]

My day has been amazing. A lot of time in the outdoors and it appears to be what my body was craving.

 

[Chillygirl]

Finally had the accidental run in of my parents and my ex. He and my daughter went out to breakfast. I took my parents out to breakfast. We ended up in the same restaurant. Thankfully I was able to get us seated in a different area. I didn’t realize how angry and hurt my dad is. He’s been quiet since then…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Finally had the accidental run in of my parents and my ex. He and my daughter went out to breakfast. I took my parents out to breakfast. We ended up in the same restaurant. Thankfully I was able to get us seated in a different area. I didn’t realize how angry and hurt my dad is. He’s been quite since then…

He was probably just upset he couldn't interact with his granddaughter and with her being so close. Well that would be hard to take imo

 

[Chillygirl]

He was probably just upset he couldn't interact with his granddaughter and with her being so close. Well that would be hard to take imo

Oh my daughter is always around. My parents have seen my ex since May 2023. He left me in a very crappy way and made the divorce difficult. He told my daughter my parents “loved him too much” but didn’t hesitate when they bought him a jeep and never said no when my mom gave him travel money. There’s a lot of drama and hurt and we’re all still getting used to him being back in the same town.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don't pay attention to the drama around here enough

I'll be around to offer cliff notes when it's important.

Also,

Someone needs to invent a way you can mutually masturbate with each other on can without getting covered at the end, I'm not fond of that stuff (on me anyway )

I don't normally ask people about their, um, activities, BUT --
Why are you masturbating on a can?

 

[ShaneoD]

I'll be around to offer cliff notes when it's important.


I don't normally ask people about their, um, activities, BUT --
Why are you masturbating on a can?

Damn it auto correct has fucked me over twice in one day

I meant on cam

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh my daughter is always around. My parents have seen my ex since May 2023. He left me in a very crappy way and made the divorce difficult. He told my daughter my parents “loved him too much” but didn’t hesitate when they bought him a jeep and never said no when my mom gave him travel money. There’s a lot of drama and hurt and we’re all still getting used to him being back in the same town.

Wow.
Very generous parents you have.
Will you marry me?;-)

 

[kreemi_pi]

Damn it auto correct has fucked me over twice in one day

I meant on cam

Ducking auto correct!

 

[MrPimms]

So damn noisy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Finally had the accidental run in of my parents and my ex. He and my daughter went out to breakfast. I took my parents out to breakfast. We ended up in the same restaurant. Thankfully I was able to get us seated in a different area. I didn’t realize how angry and hurt my dad is. He’s been quite since then…

When I told my brother I was getting divorced, his first question was "Can I beat his ass now?" I knew my family didn't really care for him, but treated him decent when we were around.

I'm sorry your dad is hurting right now. Maybe he should write it all out in a letter -- that never gets sent -- to get it out.

 

[ShaneoD]

Ducking auto correct!

It's an absolute motherducker some days

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Damn it auto correct has fucked me over twice in one day

I meant on cam

Just twice?

I guess you can practice safe sex and use a condom while masturbating

 

[orangecurious]

farewell, Diane Keaton

 

[kreemi_pi]

It's an absolute motherducker some days

I know! It's such ballshot!

 

[ShaneoD]

I know! It's such ballshot!

I think it's only ever got me in real trouble once.

The day my phone opened in my pocket and sent some random gifs and a few words to someone could have ended a friendship that I fuck she is so cool