What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[~Elizabeth~]

Mine has been on my nerves all week.

Girl mine stays on my last one, just pluck, pluck, plucking it until I feel murderous

 

[ShaneoD]

I did my civic duty by clearing out a blocked culvert that was flooding a roadway. I deserve a cookie and a cock of my choice.

And now I know what a culvert is, I was already familiar with your choice of rewards

 

[SmokingFap]

Girl mine stays on my last one, just pluck, pluck, plucking it until I feel murderous

Has she figured out that standing directly in front of you doesn't work?

 

[ShaneoD]

The truth of the matter is, is that 90% of DMs will be off the charts offensive like @FreckledSprite mentioned or half brained like @~Elizabeth~ referenced.

We’d like to pretend it’s the village idiot escaping, but… 90% of the village can’t be idiots, can they??

And this is why I live 2 and a half miles away from my nearest village

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Has she figured out that standing directly in front of you doesn't work?

She doesn't need to, she can irritate me from anywhere…and usually does too. Little brat.

 

[fsa52]

She doesn't need to, she can irritate me from anywhere…and usually does too. Little brat.

I had one of those!!! Always had a “But…” for ever conversation.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I had one of those!!! Always had a “But…” for ever conversation.

That and she thinks she knows everything better than I do. I swear I have to just stop talking to her and walk away to remain sane.

 

[EricaAnna]

Tigers won their home opener today!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My Dodgers are 8-0 so far this season

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Time to make dinner

But I wish it was donuts lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My Dodgers are 8-0 so far this season

8 o’s to celebrate? Eh? Eh?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

8 o’s to celebrate? Eh? Eh?

I mean…I just wore one of my Dodgers tees and Dodgers masks (on my face this time!) to my appt earlier, but I like your idea even better

 

[EricaAnna]

My Dodgers are 8-0 so far this season

Boooooo

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

8 o’s to celebrate? Eh? Eh?

I mean…I just wore one of my Dodgers tees and Dodgers masks (on my face this time!) to my appt earlier, but I like your idea even better

Wait…if I don’t stop at 8, that means they’ll go 9-0 and beat the Phillies tonight, right?! And if I keep going after that…?

Oooh boy…all the other teams can pack it up now, whole season is in the bag, boys! ️

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait…if I don’t stop at 8, that means they’ll go 9-0 and beat the Phillies tonight, right?! And if I keep going after that…?

Oooh boy…all the other teams can pack it up now, whole season is in the bag, boys! ️

Genius! Can’t be stopped! Do it for the D!

 

[ShaneoD]

Damn it I was looking at cars and might have missed a ladies advances, I feel like teenage me looking at Max Power all over again (there's a very British reference)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Damn it I was looking at cars and might have missed a ladies advances, I feel like teenage me looking at Max Power all over again (there's a very British reference)

You just need the right woman to look at cars with.

 

[ShaneoD]

You just need the right woman to look at cars with.

While I have a ladies attention, would purchasing a 2009 Honda Civic scream mid life crisis?

 

[ericalauren]

I’m being forced to watch Fox News at my job. I will accept sympathy in the form of verbal affirmations and/or yarn.

 

[EricaAnna]

I’m being forced to watch Fox News at my job. I will accept sympathy in the form of verbal affirmations and/or yarn.

So sorry

 

[barefootgirl69]

While I have a ladies attention, would purchasing a 2009 Honda Civic scream mid life crisis?

Not at all. If it were a Lamborghini, it might.

 

[ShaneoD]

Not at all. If it were a Lamborghini, it might.

I'd still like to lived the life that would allow me that kind of crisis

 

[EvaLane]

So have y’all heard of a kinky Renaissance fair? Or been to one?

It makes sense, I don’t know why I never connected the dots before.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

So have y’all heard of a kinky Renaissance fair? Or been to one?

It makes sense, I don’t know why I never connected the dots before.

No it's new to me. Sounds like a lot of fun.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Should I try one of the new gummies I just got? Or have another glass of wine? Or both?