What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[~Elizabeth~]

My mom used to say that she was so mad, she couldn't see straight.

So I would stand directly in front of her.

Oh and fyi, she could still see you. Moms have eyes like hawks even when we don't say we do.

 

[SmokingFap]

Question is…did he change that habit after you brought it up?

He actually DID shut the door every time he used the restroom from that moment on. Seriously, it had just never occurred to him that while people couldn't hear him tinkle, we could all see him.

 

[SmokingFap]

Just did… 110/76
Totally normal for me

When I check my blood pressure at one of those little machine thingies at CVS and Walmart, the only number it ever shows is 911.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Still sprinkled in bitchy dust, I see.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Still sprinkled in bitchy dust, I see.

Oh damn gonna have to use that on my daughter some time

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh damn gonna have to use that on my daughter some time

Mine has been on my nerves all week.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Mine has been on my nerves all week.

Girl mine stays on my last one, just pluck, pluck, plucking it until I feel murderous

 

[ShaneoD]

I did my civic duty by clearing out a blocked culvert that was flooding a roadway. I deserve a cookie and a cock of my choice.

And now I know what a culvert is, I was already familiar with your choice of rewards

 

[SmokingFap]

Girl mine stays on my last one, just pluck, pluck, plucking it until I feel murderous

Has she figured out that standing directly in front of you doesn't work?

 

[ShaneoD]

The truth of the matter is, is that 90% of DMs will be off the charts offensive like @FreckledSprite mentioned or half brained like @~Elizabeth~ referenced.

We’d like to pretend it’s the village idiot escaping, but… 90% of the village can’t be idiots, can they??

And this is why I live 2 and a half miles away from my nearest village

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Has she figured out that standing directly in front of you doesn't work?

She doesn't need to, she can irritate me from anywhere…and usually does too. Little brat.

 

[fsa52]

She doesn't need to, she can irritate me from anywhere…and usually does too. Little brat.

I had one of those!!! Always had a “But…” for ever conversation.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I had one of those!!! Always had a “But…” for ever conversation.

That and she thinks she knows everything better than I do. I swear I have to just stop talking to her and walk away to remain sane.

 

[EricaAnna]

Tigers won their home opener today!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My Dodgers are 8-0 so far this season

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Time to make dinner

But I wish it was donuts lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My Dodgers are 8-0 so far this season

8 o’s to celebrate? Eh? Eh?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

8 o’s to celebrate? Eh? Eh?

I mean…I just wore one of my Dodgers tees and Dodgers masks (on my face this time!) to my appt earlier, but I like your idea even better

 

[EricaAnna]

My Dodgers are 8-0 so far this season

Boooooo

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

8 o’s to celebrate? Eh? Eh?

I mean…I just wore one of my Dodgers tees and Dodgers masks (on my face this time!) to my appt earlier, but I like your idea even better

Wait…if I don’t stop at 8, that means they’ll go 9-0 and beat the Phillies tonight, right?! And if I keep going after that…?

Oooh boy…all the other teams can pack it up now, whole season is in the bag, boys! ️

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait…if I don’t stop at 8, that means they’ll go 9-0 and beat the Phillies tonight, right?! And if I keep going after that…?

Oooh boy…all the other teams can pack it up now, whole season is in the bag, boys! ️

Genius! Can’t be stopped! Do it for the D!

 

[ShaneoD]

Damn it I was looking at cars and might have missed a ladies advances, I feel like teenage me looking at Max Power all over again (there's a very British reference)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Damn it I was looking at cars and might have missed a ladies advances, I feel like teenage me looking at Max Power all over again (there's a very British reference)

You just need the right woman to look at cars with.

 

[ShaneoD]

You just need the right woman to look at cars with.

While I have a ladies attention, would purchasing a 2009 Honda Civic scream mid life crisis?

 

[ericalauren]

I’m being forced to watch Fox News at my job. I will accept sympathy in the form of verbal affirmations and/or yarn.