What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Wand3rlust]

What could possibly go well at 8.10? Am I sensing sarcasm?

I have to admit, I feel like I called today, I'm currently stuck on the motorway behind a crash.

Sarcasm? It's like you don't know me at ALL.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm thinking: why am I up? It's chilly in here...mmm this coffee is good... Morning wood is still in effect but oh well ....I need more coffee but I don't want the dogs to wake up. Should have brought the pot over here with me...etc etc etc

 

[ShaneoD]

Do I have a phone addiction or a Lit addiction?

 

[F3x0r]

Do I have a phone addiction or a Lit addiction?

Why not both

 

[F3x0r]

I should have a lie in more often

 

[ShaneoD]

Why not both

It just might be

 

[EvaLane]

Big boobs are such a blessing

and by blessing, I mean a constant tug-of-war with every shirt I own. My poor neck's been carrying the weight (literally and figuratively) for over a decade now, she deserves better

 

[ShaneoD]

Big boobs are such a blessing

and by blessing, I mean a constant tug-of-war with every shirt I own. My poor neck's been carrying the weight (literally and figuratively) for over a decade now, she deserves better

On behalf of all of the guys who want to see them we appreciate your struggle

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m thinking I have a habit of getting up early to seize the day but here I am, again. Coffee and lit.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I want to pet that ass... it's so cute and fuzzy!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I want to pet that ass... it's so cute and fuzzy!

 

[EricaAnna]

Why do Mondays always have to suck so bad?

 

[ShaneoD]

Today really is a day for the beach

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have I mentioned I am a chemist so I can test the pH in the water. I also was a lifeguard and am really skilled at mouth to mouth. Oh, um, I mean rescue breathing…oh wait I mean chest compressions. Oh fuck that still sounds bad. What I mean is I won’t let you drown and I can save you with my lifesaving skills if needed
@dawn_of_night think we could split the job?

I do anything for you babe ....
Even if it meant only getting half of my benefits....

It sounds like there will be a lot of pool cleaning to do!
Benefits will be doubled, which, ironically, will lead to more pool cleaning.

 

[ShaneoD]

Stay away from those pictures, you're in work

 

[SassySheDevil]

Twice with 2 babies, huh? Reminds me of this: [0:20-1:02]

I love it! I may have to find that movie.

 

[orangecurious]

jeez, what a sanctimonious prig

 

[MrMakersMark]

I backspace out of, or delete a lot of posts.
Like...20 a day.

Not because they are bad. The bad ones stay up.

It's always the good ones.
I delete the gems because I am greedy, selfish and shallow.

 

[ydahecnot]

His smarmy misogyny has to be trollwork

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Whiskey, wine or a vodka tonic tonight?

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Whiskey, wine or a vodka tonic tonight?

What cigar to smoke after lunch
Or should I go hide in my car and play out a pm I got

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I love it! I may have to find that movie.

It’s Gilmore Girls, currently included with Hulu

 

[dawn_of_night]

It sounds like there will be a lot of pool cleaning to do!
Benefits will be doubled, which, ironically, will lead to more pool cleaning.

Yeesss... Can't wait for this new .... Job.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Whiskey, wine or a vodka tonic tonight?

Depends on how the day was.....the harder the day, the harder the spirit...

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Should I get new eye glasses even if my prescription doesn’t change? They are a daily necessity, but also an accessory.