What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Photog1rl]

Inflatable.

Nope.

Oh, there are benefits.

Have I mentioned I am a chemist so I can test the pH in the water. I also was a lifeguard and am really skilled at mouth to mouth. Oh, um, I mean rescue breathing…oh wait I mean chest compressions. Oh fuck that still sounds bad. What I mean is I won’t let you drown and I can save you with my lifesaving skills if needed
@dawn_of_night think we could split the job?

 

[DannieB]

Have I mentioned I am a chemist so I can test the pH in the water. I also was a lifeguard and am really skilled at mouth to mouth. Oh, um, I mean rescue breathing…oh wait I mean chest compressions. Oh fuck that still sounds bad. What I mean is I won’t let you drown and I can save you with my lifesaving skills if needed
@dawn_of_night think we could split the job?

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you drown

 

[MrMakersMark]

Doc had the nerve to tell me I need to improve my "sleep hygiene".

This fucking guy...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Twice. I have 2 babies. Adults of course. I'm old.

Twice with 2 babies, huh? Reminds me of this: [0:20-1:02]

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doc had the nerve to tell me I need to improve my "sleep hygiene".

This fucking guy...

 

[MrMakersMark]

When he said it, my first instinct was violence.

My 2nd instinct was to avoid incarceration, so we went with plan B.

I Googled it.

Turns out its a thing.

My sleep is fucking nasty.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have I mentioned I am a chemist so I can test the pH in the water. I also was a lifeguard and am really skilled at mouth to mouth. Oh, um, I mean rescue breathing…oh wait I mean chest compressions. Oh fuck that still sounds bad. What I mean is I won’t let you drown and I can save you with my lifesaving skills if needed
@dawn_of_night think we could split the job?

I do anything for you babe ....
Even if it meant only getting half of my benefits....

 

[Photog1rl]

When he said it, my first instinct was violence.

My 2nd instinct was to avoid incarceration, so we went with plan B.

I Googled it.

Turns out its a thing.

My sleep is fucking nasty.

Hahaha fuck sleep hygiene-i say from my bed on the couch, while on my phone, with the lights on about 7 hours from when I need to wake up.
Yep, I’m nasty too.

I mean my sleep is fucking nasty too

 

[DannieB]

When he said it, my first instinct was violence.

My 2nd instinct was to avoid incarceration, so we went with plan B.

I Googled it.

Turns out its a thing.

My sleep is fucking nasty.

So, like, go to bed

(says the one who should be in bed)

 

[Photog1rl]

I do anything for you babe ....
Even if it meant only getting half of my benefits....

Well you know what they say, benefits halved yields pleasure doubled.
I think that @hotwords229_A had written that in the fine print of the contract.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

So, like, go to bed

(says the one who should be in bed)

He is in bed.....

 

[MrMakersMark]

So, like, go to bed

(says the one who should be in bed)

But I'm sleep nasty!
Go to bed? I already know what the ceiling looks like in there, Dannie. And before you say it...yes I can still picture it with the light off.

Lol!

 

[Photog1rl]

He is in bed.....

are you two in bed together right now???
@MrMakersMark do yall need a third?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Hahaha fuck sleep hygiene-i say from my bed on the couch, while on my phone, with the lights on about 7 hours from when I need to wake up.
Yep, I’m nasty too.

I mean my sleep is fucking nasty too

7 hours?

 

[MrMakersMark]

are you two in bed together right now???
@MrMakersMark do yall need a third?

I think he was making an assumption, Photo!
He just happened to be accurate.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

are you two in bed together right now???
@MrMakersMark do yall need a third?

Pouring another Merlot <<< sure....I have a spare glass

 

[Photog1rl]

I think he was making an assumption, Photo!
He just happened to be accurate.

I guess no rub a dub Dee you two get in in bed with me then

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well you know what they say, benefits halved yields pleasure doubled.
I think that @hotwords229_A had written that in the fine print of the contract.

I like the way you think PG....
I would love to be your towel girl

 

[Chloe_Harper]

When he said it, my first instinct was violence.

My 2nd instinct was to avoid incarceration, so we went with plan B.

I Googled it.

Turns out its a thing.

My sleep is fucking nasty.

Ok... I just Googled it. I have thoughts.

1. They could have named that better.
2. Who decided that was the list?
3. Violence would have also been my first instinct, probably. Maybe. Or, a real Mean Girls sound of shock.
4. If that's sleep hygiene... I need to attend a sleep spa or something.

 

[Photog1rl]

I like the way you think PG....
I would love to be your towel girl

I can be the lotion lady. I’m experienced at spreading things.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Ok... I just Googled it. I have thoughts.

1. They could have named that better.
2. Who decided that was the list?
3. Violence would have also been my first instinct, probably. Maybe. Or, a real Mean Girls sound of shock.
4. If that's sleep hygiene... I need to attend a sleep spa or something.

I think since we are all discussing it at the moment were in the same s---....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I can be the lotion lady. I’m experienced at spreading things.

Ooh girl.... You would be spread for sure....
I mean....
Yea
Lotion sounds great ...
No sun burns or something like that

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

I can be the lotion lady. I’m experienced at spreading___mmmmmm

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

I can be the lotion lady. I’m experienced at spreading things.

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[Photog1rl]

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you needed to drink in order to think about a threesome with me and the idea of spreading makes you curse.