What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Well, now I need to get popcorn 😂 but yea, get ready for completely random thoughts in here tomorrow about people on TV who said "I do" or "I do not"! Of course, someone will probably be calling them a bunch of names 🤭
 
Inflatable. 😎

Nope. 😜

Oh, there are benefits. 😁
Have I mentioned I am a chemist so I can test the pH in the water. I also was a lifeguard and am really skilled at mouth to mouth. Oh, um, I mean rescue breathing…oh wait I mean chest compressions. Oh fuck that still sounds bad. What I mean is I won’t let you drown and I can save you with my lifesaving skills if needed 😉
@dawn_of_night think we could split the job?
 
Have I mentioned I am a chemist so I can test the pH in the water. I also was a lifeguard and am really skilled at mouth to mouth. Oh, um, I mean rescue breathing…oh wait I mean chest compressions. Oh fuck that still sounds bad. What I mean is I won’t let you drown and I can save you with my lifesaving skills if needed 😉
@dawn_of_night think we could split the job?
🎶 Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you drown 🎶
 
Have I mentioned I am a chemist so I can test the pH in the water. I also was a lifeguard and am really skilled at mouth to mouth. Oh, um, I mean rescue breathing…oh wait I mean chest compressions. Oh fuck that still sounds bad. What I mean is I won’t let you drown and I can save you with my lifesaving skills if needed 😉
@dawn_of_night think we could split the job?
I do anything for you babe ....
Even if it meant only getting half of my benefits....
 
When he said it, my first instinct was violence.

My 2nd instinct was to avoid incarceration, so we went with plan B.

I Googled it.

Turns out its a thing.

My sleep is fucking nasty.
Hahaha fuck sleep hygiene-i say from my bed on the couch, while on my phone, with the lights on about 7 hours from when I need to wake up.
Yep, I’m nasty too.

I mean my sleep is fucking nasty too 😂
 
When he said it, my first instinct was violence.

My 2nd instinct was to avoid incarceration, so we went with plan B.

I Googled it.

Turns out its a thing.

My sleep is fucking nasty.
Ok... I just Googled it. I have thoughts.

1. They could have named that better.
2. Who decided that was the list?
3. Violence would have also been my first instinct, probably. Maybe. Or, a real Mean Girls sound of shock.
4. If that's sleep hygiene... I need to attend a sleep spa or something.
 
Ok... I just Googled it. I have thoughts.

1. They could have named that better.
2. Who decided that was the list?
3. Violence would have also been my first instinct, probably. Maybe. Or, a real Mean Girls sound of shock.
4. If that's sleep hygiene... I need to attend a sleep spa or something.
I think since we are all discussing it at the moment were in the same s---....🤪
 
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