SmokingFap
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Why don't you swim over my way? The water's great over here.Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
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SmokingFap
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I was having a quick cup of applesauce on the go the other day. Just noticed a big crusty glob of it on my coat when I was looking down taking a leak at the library. So I'm feeling pretty awesome about myself right now.
barefootgirl69
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At least it was only applesauce, right?!
*spreading sunshine all around so you, too, can smile*
MidwestPrincess23
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that sounds... messy!
barefootgirl69
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I've never been a sub in a tub, but sounds fun!
Wait! Are y'all talking about food?
SmokingFap
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We WERE, but...
SmokingFap
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If you don't want a sub, have GrubHub sub a club for you, bub.
Hornymwtxn
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Be sure to add a side of Mott's applesauce!
SmokingFap
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You know that doesn't rhyme, right?
ShowMeYourSmile
Here I go again…
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So glad the weekend is here…I need time to just be…
Hornymwtxn
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Yo' be sure to sneak
a peek
When you need to take a leak
may help you identify
That glob on ya fly
MrMakersMark
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When did spitting on people become hot?
Oh yeah...it never did.
And we're scrolling on..and we're scrolling...
Oh yeah...it never did.
And we're scrolling on..and we're scrolling...
ccs29745
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Sign transfer papers to the states on them.
AtramentousRex
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I don't want to go to work today. But I'm already here. So here we fucking go...
Taegul
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"Your charm is irresistible." Well, yes it is. But that's not a fortune! It's just a thoughtful and accurate description. SIGH.
"A bold and daring adventure is in your future." Now that's more like it. An irresistibly charming guy on a bold and daring adventure. Everyone better GTFO my way!
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Or they’re trying to tell you that you ordered enough food for two people?
SmokingFap
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That was ice cold, Kitty.
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The email I got today from the office of the under secretary of defense. I am completely stunned and shocked. I am sad and disappointed.
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Today one of the kids brought up Iraq, and since I rarely talk about it with them I shared a few memories. Which always makes me sad and emotional. On a positive side, of the guys I lost, one now has a high school named after him, and one (just a few weeks ago actually) had a Navy ship named after him.
JustAnotherFlower
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I have a sinking feeling this is turning into pneumonia for my kiddo.
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