What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I was having a quick cup of applesauce on the go the other day. Just noticed a big crusty glob of it on my coat when I was looking down taking a leak at the library. So I'm feeling pretty awesome about myself right now.
 
I just got Panda Express and they put 2 fortune cookies in the bag.

Does that mean I get 2 fortunes at half-strength each? Important to know and plan for because these fortunes always come true.
 
Someone called me "daddy" today. It's not something I thought I was into, but the way she said it really turned me on. Maybe it was heat of the moment.
 
I just got Panda Express and they put 2 fortune cookies in the bag.

Does that mean I get 2 fortunes at half-strength each? Important to know and plan for because these fortunes always come true.
"Your charm is irresistible." Well, yes it is. But that's not a fortune! It's just a thoughtful and accurate description. SIGH.

"A bold and daring adventure is in your future." Now that's more like it. An irresistibly charming guy on a bold and daring adventure. Everyone better GTFO my way! 🤘
 
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