What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Modern_drunkard]

Maybe with a dissolving ice dart. No trace.

Every morning when I walk my dog those stupid inflatables look so awful just laying on the ground like a pile of colorful herty bags. I hate those goddamn things.

 

[NastyNyx]

Thinking I might let myself be pretty lazy today.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

...........

 

[Leigh81]

Only 3 dozen sleeps to go

 

[NastyNyx]

I am several steps ahead of you on that front.

But, I also know I need to get my butt up and moving.

Do you really have to? Well at the very least I will get you that recipe you slut

 

[NastyNyx]

There is the sweetest little stray cat that is hanging around my property. She sits in the trees near the bird feeders waiting for her chance to pounce. This morning I caught her peeking in my patio door...I'm thinking I might have a new family member.

 

[tnman03]

I've been staying in bed all day. At some point I have to move my ass but it's so comfy here. Il dolce far niente.

Something hot to drink, a snack, a good book, and a bestie K9 companion snoozing at your feet make it a tougher decision to get up and adult.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm glad I'm not the only one lacking in motivation today

 

[ydahecnot]

There is the sweetest little stray cat that is hanging around my property. She sits in the trees near the bird feeders waiting for her chance to pounce. This morning I caught her peeking in my patio door...I'm thinking I might have a new family member.

You have a stalker

 

[fire_breeze]

Conversations and stories

 

[NastyNyx]

You have a stalker

I do lol. When I pulled back the curtain the look on her face was priceless...busted Not sure I can resist her...

 

[Beardpositive77]

Not a fan of Tom Brady, but I gotta respect his leadership and ability.

 

[fire_breeze]

At first, I was thinking "Oh thank god this migraine is ending"
then I was "OMG FIRE_BREEZE!!!"

Shhhhh

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Not a fan of Tom Brady, but I gotta respect his leadership and ability.

Yeah people hate winners for some dumb reason.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Having Santa’s workshop in the north pole, makes it easier to avoid labor laws.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hm I wonder if that was supposed to be an insult.. in which case, fuck you, asshole.

 

[BigWeapon]

Thinking about someone here.. who always put smile on my face.. even I come online after months or years

 

[LikeableMe]

I have to find out more about this cream I’m using. Surely if you’re prescribed a cream to use multiple times a day, it should be absorbed into the skin? I don’t think layering it up all day long makes much sense...

I’ll be an expert in this by the end of the week

 

[OxfordJack]

Fsa52.... what a lady!

 

[Orchidea73]

https://c.tenor.com/NxJjHhMplbsAAAAC/torture-communication.gif

 

[TongueLust]

Hm I wonder if that was supposed to be an insult.. in which case, fuck you, asshole.

Do I need to gut somebody?

 

[TongueLust]

Universe... candles?

 

[Orchidea73]

I wonder how the expression "cold shoulder" came about.
Why shoulder? Why not cold ass, for example?

 

[OxfordJack]

I wonder how the expression "cold shoulder" came about.
Why shoulder? Why not cold ass, for example?

This term, which first appeared in writings by Sir Walter Scott and others, supposedly alludes to the custom of welcoming a desired guest with a meal of roasted meat, but serving only a cold shoulder of beef or lamb-a far inferior dish-to those who outstayed their welcome. [Early 1800s]

 

[Dribble]

This term, which first appeared in writings by Sir Walter Scott and others, supposedly alludes to the custom of welcoming a desired guest with a meal of roasted meat, but serving only a cold shoulder of beef or lamb-a far inferior dish-to those who outstayed their welcome. [Early 1800s]

And here i thought it was cause they were a lousy fuck