What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

If the amount of cats riding robot vacuums is any indication, cats will likely side against us during the inevitable machine uprising.
 
We all have that one amazing coupon we put in a safe place so not to lose it just to let it expire. :rolleyes:
 
Elmer Fudd cares enough about hunting regulations to only shoot animals he believes are in season. But doesn't care enough to actually know what season it is. He depends entirely on his prey to disclose that information.
 
Just when I think I have seen all the dumb shit people can do, someone finds a whole new level. :eek:
I gotta stop thinking people can't get get any more stupid, they seem to think it's a challenge. :rolleyes:
 
Have I grown at all? Am I still the lost little boy you knew so long ago?

The past doesn't haunt me as much as it used to, but it left its scars.

Wherever you might be, I hope you made a good life for yourself and found the happiness and security that you deserved.

Hope you forgot all about me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjP2TGL-srY
 
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Dude, nothing says Christmas in America like another neighbor putting out shitty inflatable lawn decorations.
 
Just woke up from a dream where I was living next to a missile silo and every few minutes the ground would rumble, the house would shudder, and a tremendous roaring missile would launch out of the ground. When I woke up I realized that the noise and the shuddering were just my own snoring. Maybe I should go to a doctor...
 
Just woke up from a dream where I was living next to a missile silo and every few minutes the ground would rumble, the house would shudder, and a tremendous roaring missile would launch out of the ground. When I woke up I realized that the noise and the shuddering were just my own snoring. Maybe I should go to a doctor...

You sound like my husband 😂😳

#worldchampionsnorer
 
I've been staying in bed all day. At some point I have to move my ass but it's so comfy here. Il dolce far niente.
 
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