What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Sexy_Singer]

Oh? What would you consider to be the bargain range around here? I'm up to 13 already!

If you see my tutorial on starting threads and follow every detail, you would boost your points exponentially. I guarantee it.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh? What would you consider to be the bargain range around here? I'm up to 13 already!

The bargain range will soon show themselves. They are normally stood up front with the “Pick Me” signs

 

[barefootgirl69]

The bargain range will soon show themselves. They are normally stood up front with the “Pick Me” signs

 

[JustBrowsingUK]

The bargain range will soon show themselves. They are normally stood up front with the “Pick Me” signs

Oh? Is that a sign like the one you're holding up in your profile picture?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh? Is that a sign like the one you're holding up in your profile picture?

You need to put your glasses on. Mine says “Fuck me”

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Oh? Is that a sign like the one you're holding up in your profile picture?

 

[JustBrowsingUK]

You need to put your glasses on. Mine says “Fuck me”

That's quite some invitation! Surely worth more than 100 credits, but if you insist...

 

[AmberLGreen]

That's quite some invitation! Surely worth more than 100 credits, but if you insist...

Fucking hell! I finally got a victim genuine buyer

You need to complete the health and safety waiver and head to the Express checkout lane. Then just follow the scent of woman. Don’t worry about the look of it. I didn’t have time to give it a trim as your interest has been most unexpected.

Psst… they aren’t teeth, it’s just the sores from my last infection

 

[JustBrowsingUK]

Fucking hell! I finally got a victim genuine buyer

You need to complete the health and safety waiver and head to the Express checkout lane. Then just follow the scent of woman. Don’t worry about the look of it. I didn’t have time to give it a trim as your interest has been most unexpected.

Psst… they aren’t teeth, it’s just the sores from my last infection

Genuine? Well, it's the first time I've been called that!

Thanks for the explicit instructions, I'm heading there now...

 

[JustBrowsingUK]

What am I thinking? Buyer beware...

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am thinking there must be a queue at the express lane

 

[AmberLGreen]

Must be my mood, I am thinking Literotica can feel a lonely place at times.

It can also be a place to have some fun (the clean kind) and good conversation. Just join in conversations, speak to people with meaning, respect and fun and listen when they need someone to listen and you will make friends and it will be less lonely

 

[JustBrowsingUK]

I am thinking there must be a queue at the express lane

Maybe I should come back another day then...

 

[jason28053]

I am thinking there must be a queue at the express lane

It’s a funny word queue. I mean all you really need is the letter q to pronounce it but then you add all the other letters in line behind it. Seems kind of ironic to me

 

[AmberLGreen]

Maybe I should come back another day then...

*Pulls up knickers and wanders back to the corner*

Bubble now burst. So much hope but no stamina. Just like the rest.

The Pick Me crowd won’t be disappointed though. Keep collecting those points

 

[JustBrowsingUK]

*Pulls up knickers and wanders back to the corner*

Bubble now burst. So much hope but no stamina. Just like the rest.

The Pick Me crowd won’t be disappointed though. Keep collecting those points

Oh dear. Better to disappoint now rather than later though, wouldn't you agree?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh dear. Better to disappoint now rather than later though, wouldn't you agree?

You tried to jump the points collecting queue, then didn’t want to wait in a queue for my manky minge beautiful vagina and now you want to give disappoint before collecting the required number of points again!

You are such a rule breaker. Bad Boy. You will be dripping in Pick Me pussy before you reach 100

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You tried to jump the points collecting queue, then didn’t want to wait in a queue for my manky minge beautiful vagina and now you want to give disappoint before collecting the required number of points again!

You are such a rule breaker. Bad Boy. You will be dripping in Pick Me pussy before you reach 100

There’s points?

 

[AmberLGreen]

There’s points?

There has always been points. You can’t collect any because you aren’t allowed in the shops. You shit on the floor and try to hump all of the mannequins. Dirty little monkey

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There has always been points. You can’t collect any because you aren’t allowed in the shops. You shit on the floor and try to hump all of the mannequins. Dirty little monkey

It was just that one time! And I was on a new prescription!

 

[Nightbird]

There is something seriously wrong with my dog.. UGH..

 

[AmberLGreen]

It is hard to not cross boundaries and your own moral code when the fruit is very tempting

 

[smtst5]

If it gets any hotter, Im going to have to take stuff off that I should probably keep on.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Today has been fun but it is time to sleep. Goodnight you sexy fuckers

 

[Noor]

Today has been fun but it is time to sleep. Goodnight you sexy fuckers

I misread that as “ you sexy turtles” and was wondering what made a turkey sexy.