AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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10 posts in 3 years. Yep, you should do that more oftenThat I should post in the forums more often.

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10 posts in 3 years. Yep, you should do that more oftenThat I should post in the forums more often.
By the time they joined, the PG was coming off the high from Grant and likely made them rethink their decision to join lit.10 posts in 3 years. Yep, you should do that more often![]()
He's been browsing!10 posts in 3 years. Yep, you should do that more often![]()
It’s like windows shopping and then actually going in the shop doorHe's been browsing!
Better than blundering into the first shop, buying everything and waking up the next day with buyer's remorse!It’s like windows shopping and then actually going in the shop door
Are you waiting for the seasonal sale? A two for one offer?Better than blundering into the first shop, buying everything and waking up the next day with buyer's remorse!![]()
I think I've made it up to 3-for-1 now, haven't I? That's pretty good value I'd say!Are you waiting for the seasonal sale? A two for one offer?
Hold on a second. You don’t start collecting store points until you shop at the store. You only collected 10 points in 3 years. At 100 points, you might have enough to get something from the bargain rangeI think I've made it up to 3-for-1 now, haven't I? That's pretty good value I'd say!
Oh? What would you consider to be the bargain range around here? I'm up to 13 already!Hold on a second. You don’t start collecting store points until you shop at the store. You only collected 10 points in 3 years. At 100 points, you might have enough to get something from the bargain range
If you see my tutorial on starting threads and follow every detail, you would boost your points exponentially. I guarantee it.Oh? What would you consider to be the bargain range around here? I'm up to 13 already!
The bargain range will soon show themselves. They are normally stood up front with the “Pick Me” signsOh? What would you consider to be the bargain range around here? I'm up to 13 already!
The bargain range will soon show themselves. They are normally stood up front with the “Pick Me” signs
Oh? Is that a sign like the one you're holding up in your profile picture?The bargain range will soon show themselves. They are normally stood up front with the “Pick Me” signs
You need to put your glasses on. Mine says “Fuck me”Oh? Is that a sign like the one you're holding up in your profile picture?
That's quite some invitation! Surely worth more than 100 credits, but if you insist...You need to put your glasses on. Mine says “Fuck me”
Fucking hell! I finally got aThat's quite some invitation! Surely worth more than 100 credits, but if you insist...
Fucking hell! I finally got avictimgenuine buyer
You need to complete the health and safety waiver and head to the Express checkout lane. Then just follow the scent of woman. Don’t worry about the look of it. I didn’t have time to give it a trim as your interest has been most unexpected.
Psst… they aren’t teeth, it’s just the sores from my last infection
It can also be a place to have some fun (the clean kind) and good conversation. Just join in conversations, speak to people with meaning, respect and fun and listen when they need someone to listen and you will make friends and it will be less lonelyMust be my mood, I am thinking Literotica can feel a lonely place at times.
Maybe I should come back another day then...I am thinking there must be a queue at the express lane![]()
It’s a funny word queue. I mean all you really need is the letter q to pronounce it but then you add all the other letters in line behind it. Seems kind of ironic to meI am thinking there must be a queue at the express lane![]()
*Pulls up knickers and wanders back to the corner*Maybe I should come back another day then...
*Pulls up knickers and wanders back to the corner*
Bubble now burst. So much hope but no stamina. Just like the rest.
The Pick Me crowd won’t be disappointed though. Keep collecting those points![]()