What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AmberLGreen]

An audiobook wouldn't have been a bad idea before bed

But a wank is so much more satisfying

 

[ShaneoD]

But a wank is so much more satisfying

I think the world and its mother knows I'm in the sleepover will work, so I really shouldn't

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think the world and its mother knows I'm in the sleepover will work, so I really shouldn't

You are leaving. Be a rebel. What they gonna do? Fire you?

The little devil on my shoulder made me type that

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are leaving. Be a rebel. What they gonna do? Fire you?

The little devil on my shoulder made me type that

little? Hmmm, that’s surprising.

 

[ShaneoD]

You are leaving. Be a rebel. What they gonna do? Fire you?

The little devil on my shoulder made me type that

That would be one hell of a professional debrief, reason for meeting: Shane jizzed on the floor

 

[cheekygirl75]

That would be one hell of a professional debrief, reason for meeting: Shane jizzed on the floor

Well then use a sock, silly!

 

[ShaneoD]

Well then use a sock, silly!

This might be TMI but I did that once right at the end and it's a horrible sensation

 

[AmberLGreen]

That would be one hell of a professional debrief, reason for meeting: Shane jizzed on the floor

Don’t jizz on the floor! Other than it being a total waste, you need to think of the health and safety aspect. What if somebody slipped!

 

[jason28053]

Don’t jizz on the floor! Other than it being a total waste, you need to think of the health and safety aspect. What if somebody slipped!

that’s a lot of jizz

 

[AmberLGreen]

little? Hmmm, that’s surprising.

My shoulders are only big because I have to fucking carry you lot

 

[AmberLGreen]

that’s a lot of jizz

It is Shane that we are talking about

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t jizz on the floor! Other than it being a total waste, you need to think of the health and safety aspect. What if somebody slipped!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My shoulders are only big because I have to fucking carry you lot

I’m more a monkey on the back sorta monkey.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m more a monkey on the back sorta monkey.

I think the fact that you can be on so many backs at once, is a skill you should be proud of

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think the fact that you can be on so many backs at once, is a skill you should be proud of

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[AmberLGreen]

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That is so cute. I almost want to love you now

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That is so cute. I almost want to love you now

Might as well give up. It’s pretty inevitable.

 

[InThe312]

@InThe312 really should not leave me unattended for the weekend

Noted.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am blessed. I am protected. I am loved. I am.

 

[ShaneoD]

What does her voice sound like?

 

[ShaneoD]

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There's a new one for the cleaning SOP

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I want to own a badger and a panther and make them best friends who attack people I don't like on command

Have you considered crows? They’re smart, loyal, vindictive and remember human faces

 

[Whiskeyjack]

7:02pm and I'm still the only car in the parking lot.
I really hope this means I get to go home early tonight.

 

[AmberLGreen]

7:02pm and I'm still the only car in the parking lot.
I really hope this means I get to go home early tonight.

Dogging?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

7:02pm and I'm still the only car in the parking lot.
I really hope this means I get to go home early tonight.

Well now I’m thinking of the sins I’d commit if left alone in the rectory