What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No

Well sadly I am unable to assist. I certainly would not take it upon myself to speculate on other adjectives to describe her bedroom.

Dirty

Pervert

I don’t know where your mind was going for imma sweet baby. I simply meant that documentation of how to deal with these sorts of issues might be helpful for other litsters in the future.

It's broken someone dropped it

I imagine people often get butter fingered when photographing you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck me....
Financial management and needs are fucking stressful....

No wonder people have breakdowns and mind-blowing negativity.....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Here's to the hope for a better day and Happy Opening Day to those who celebrate ️!

Go Rrreds!!!

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

I’m not. It’s an empty vacuum up there.

 

[dancerbabe2000]

I’m thinking about Chad Michael Murray and James Lafferty and the potential OTH reboot

 

[MrMakersMark]

Aw no actually because now I feel bad for the person you’re sitting next to I would have asked the attendant if I could swap seats with you. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind being shoulder to shoulder with me

And I would ask very nicely

She came back later with the cart..I had to fold myself lengthways like a sheet of paper and practically "Me 2" the dude next to me so she could park the thing in the aisle.

She asked me if I wanted a snack.

It was too soon.

I just stared at her.
Folded like a contortionist.

About to deboard.

 

[EvaLane]

James Lafferty

I will then indeed be watching

 

[Wand3rlust]

She came back later with the cart..I had to fold myself lengthways like a sheet of paper and practically "Me 2" the dude next to me so she could park the thing in the aisle.

She asked me if I wanted a snack.

It was too soon.

I just stared at her.
Folded like a contortionist.

About to deboard.

Where did you fly? Down the road?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Where did you fly? Down the road?

I’m reminded of one of my favorite
scenes in one of my favorite L.A. movies

 

[Chillygirl]

Welp I really fucked that up.

 

[PhoenixRyzing]

What am I gonna eat for lunch?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Where did you fly? Down the road?

.....far enough to strongly consider hostility.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

two things are running around my brain

1 - the word nozzling should absolutely be in the dictionary
2 - I'm still thinking that's a dude posing as a woman

Sigh... I need better things to think about

 

[Jordan90]

I'm thinking, Boy, my book is almost completely outlined!

 

[LostHorizon]

two things are running around my brain

1 - the word nozzling should absolutely be in the dictionary
2 - I'm still thinking that's a dude posing as a woman

Sigh... I need better things to think about

I assure you all my posts are 100% man posts.

What the hell is nozzling?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Boarded a plane. Not a large plane.
But seated next to a pretty big guy.
So..my shoulder is in the aisle.
It's tight.

3 rows of empty seats..no passengers for them.. right behind me.

So I decide to move.
No biggie, right?


Flight attendant sent me back because I didn't ask first...to move into an usused seat, 4ft away.

I didn't ask her..if I could move.

https://postimg.cc/75Hcrmb7

I fully think she should have been cool and let you move.

But then you are on a plane and posting a gif from a TV show about a plane crash, so maybe you just are playing with fire now.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can you use nozzling in a sentance please?
And which dude? This is lit, half the dudes in here wear their wives panties.. we need specifics.. for science!

It's going to be in question form... "What are you going to do when a douche nozzle starts nozzling?"

And no... this isn't a man in his wives panties. I can lit better than that!!!

edited to add: douche nozzle = a person... NOT the nozzle of a douche. lordy!

 

[ericalauren]

Tell me one way in which you are a huge nerd. I'll start! I'm so obsessed with Greek history that I studied ancient Greek (the language) in college. Your turn.

 

[cactusjack0584]

The marketing department at Costco might need some work…
I love most of their stuff but was outside and randomly read what I was drinking…
It’s their version of vitamin water (vitarain)…
But that’s not the issue right in the middle it says…
“Vitamin-enhanced water beverage”
I have no clue why but it sounds too wordy or something…

 

[dawn_of_night]

two things are running around my brain

1 - the word nozzling should absolutely be in the dictionary

So is this an affection act or the thing you do when you pump gas and you shake it??

2 - I'm still thinking that's a dude posing as a woman

Sigh... I need better things to think about

Dunnut Dunnut.... Do looks like a lady.....


That is all..



*Blows air kisses*

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yeah I think I should probably wait to try and figure this out after the edibles wear off... All I am picturing is lit dudes dancing around in their wives panties having a weird squirt gun fight with douche bottles.

I would watch that show…
Could be hilarious

 

[EvaLane]

Tell me one way in which you are a huge nerd. I'll start! I'm so obsessed with Greek history that I studied ancient Greek (the language) in college. Your turn.

I love learning about these things about people, I hope more people share.

On another note, I wish Apple would just take the plunge and release a hItachi so I could actually use the darn thing, I swear I’m working with android features

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

So is this an affection act or the thing you do when you pump gas and you shake it??

Not either of these! An asshole doing assholish things!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yeah I think I should probably wait to try and figure this out after the edibles wear off... All I am picturing is lit dudes dancing around in their wives panties having a weird squirt gun fight with douche bottles.

Wow. That was way more graphic than I anticipated...
I like my idea better anyway.....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not either of these! An asshole doing assholish things!

That's horrible!
Tell @Broken_paladin to stop it!