What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Attention all Litsters. Official poll

If you are put into orbit by the potential details of @EvaLane bedroom activities please react with a šŸ˜

If you are bored by them please provide a 🤣 react.

Winners will be notified of their prize sometime by somebody.
I must admit I’m a little surprised at the lack of engagement with this poll.

Also a little sad that’s she’s bored by her own activities. But what are you gonna do? Democracy has spoken.
 
Boarded a plane. Not a large plane.
But seated next to a pretty big guy.
So..my shoulder is in the aisle.
It's tight.

3 rows of empty seats..no passengers for them.. right behind me.

So I decide to move.
No biggie, right?


Flight attendant sent me back because I didn't ask first...to move into an usused seat, 4ft away.

I didn't ask her..if I could move.

https://postimg.cc/75Hcrmb7






Aw no actually because now I feel bad for the person you’re sitting next to 🄹 I would have asked the attendant if I could swap seats with you. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind being shoulder to shoulder with me 🤭

And I would ask very nicely 🄰
 
šŸ™ƒ I didn't think either option was the right one. I mean, not being sent into orbit, certainly not bored. So I went with the third invisible option.


Also, I read them fine, it's following them I have a problem with šŸ˜
Hey, she came up with choices not me. If you got a problem take it up with her.

And you know, maybe take pictures.

Record some audio.

Do you have a ring light?
 
Well sadly I am unable to assist. I certainly would not take it upon myself to speculate on other adjectives to describe her bedroom.
Dirty

Pervert
I don’t know where your mind was going for imma sweet baby. I simply meant that documentation of how to deal with these sorts of issues might be helpful for other litsters in the future.
It's broken 😭😭😭 someone dropped it
I imagine people often get butter fingered when photographing you.
 
Aw no actually because now I feel bad for the person you’re sitting next to 🄹 I would have asked the attendant if I could swap seats with you. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind being shoulder to shoulder with me 🤭

And I would ask very nicely 🄰
She came back later with the cart..I had to fold myself lengthways like a sheet of paper and practically "Me 2" the dude next to me so she could park the thing in the aisle.

She asked me if I wanted a snack.

It was too soon.

I just stared at her.
Folded like a contortionist.

About to deboard.
 
two things are running around my brain

1 - the word nozzling should absolutely be in the dictionary
2 - I'm still thinking that's a dude posing as a woman

Sigh... I need better things to think about
I assure you all my posts are 100% man posts.

What the hell is nozzling?
 
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Boarded a plane. Not a large plane.
But seated next to a pretty big guy.
So..my shoulder is in the aisle.
It's tight.

3 rows of empty seats..no passengers for them.. right behind me.

So I decide to move.
No biggie, right?


Flight attendant sent me back because I didn't ask first...to move into an usused seat, 4ft away.

I didn't ask her..if I could move.

https://postimg.cc/75Hcrmb7





I fully think she should have been cool and let you move.

But then you are on a plane and posting a gif from a TV show about a plane crash, so maybe you just are playing with fire now.
 
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