What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

🙃 I didn't think either option was the right one. I mean, not being sent into orbit, certainly not bored. So I went with the third invisible option.


Also, I read them fine, it's following them I have a problem with 😝
Hey, she came up with choices not me. If you got a problem take it up with her.

And you know, maybe take pictures.

Record some audio.

Do you have a ring light?
 
Well sadly I am unable to assist. I certainly would not take it upon myself to speculate on other adjectives to describe her bedroom.
Dirty

Pervert
I don’t know where your mind was going for imma sweet baby. I simply meant that documentation of how to deal with these sorts of issues might be helpful for other litsters in the future.
It's broken 😭😭😭 someone dropped it
I imagine people often get butter fingered when photographing you.
 
Aw no actually because now I feel bad for the person you’re sitting next to 🥹 I would have asked the attendant if I could swap seats with you. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind being shoulder to shoulder with me 🤭

And I would ask very nicely 🥰
She came back later with the cart..I had to fold myself lengthways like a sheet of paper and practically "Me 2" the dude next to me so she could park the thing in the aisle.

She asked me if I wanted a snack.

It was too soon.

I just stared at her.
Folded like a contortionist.

About to deboard.
 
two things are running around my brain

1 - the word nozzling should absolutely be in the dictionary
2 - I'm still thinking that's a dude posing as a woman

Sigh... I need better things to think about
I assure you all my posts are 100% man posts.

What the hell is nozzling?
 
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Boarded a plane. Not a large plane.
But seated next to a pretty big guy.
So..my shoulder is in the aisle.
It's tight.

3 rows of empty seats..no passengers for them.. right behind me.

So I decide to move.
No biggie, right?


Flight attendant sent me back because I didn't ask first...to move into an usused seat, 4ft away.

I didn't ask her..if I could move.

https://postimg.cc/75Hcrmb7





I fully think she should have been cool and let you move.

But then you are on a plane and posting a gif from a TV show about a plane crash, so maybe you just are playing with fire now.
 
Can you use nozzling in a sentance please?
And which dude? This is lit, half the dudes in here wear their wives panties.. we need specifics.. for science!
It's going to be in question form... "What are you going to do when a douche nozzle starts nozzling?"

And no... this isn't a man in his wives panties. I can lit better than that!!! 😂

edited to add: douche nozzle = a person... NOT the nozzle of a douche. lordy!
 
The marketing department at Costco might need some work…
I love most of their stuff but was outside and randomly read what I was drinking…
It’s their version of vitamin water (vitarain)…
But that’s not the issue right in the middle it says…
“Vitamin-enhanced water beverage”
I have no clue why but it sounds too wordy or something…🤷‍♂️
 
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