What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AmberLGreen]

How much to eggs cost in the UK? Our farms are having issues with bird flu so the price is sky high. $7 dozen 5.54 GBP

It depends on size and type but anywhere from £2.75 to £5.50. Those are supermarket prices.

According to ONS, the average price is £3.31

 

[subdudeme13]

It depends on size and type but anywhere from £2.75 to £5.50. Those are supermarket prices.

According to ONS, the average price is £3.31

Size matters, I have never had kippers.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I need a new audiobook to listen to.

 

[mickyp123]

I was worried about the egg exploding but it didn’t and I ended up with a perfectly cooked eggs. The soldiers enjoyed the dipping.

Thank you for letting me know about this. I just might continue to do my eggs this way

The irony, learn how to cook eggs on a sex site lol

 

[AmberLGreen]

The irony, learn how to cook eggs on a sex site lol

Might need to spice it up a little

How do you like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with good sex
Poached or air-fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get my sex

Slightly changed to fit the air-fried in

 

[Dayhoosier]

Might need to spice it up a little

How do you like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with good sex
Poached or air-fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get my sex

Slightly changed to fit the air-fried in

I think this is my favorite post I've seen this morning lol

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Might need to spice it up a little

How do you like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with good sex
Poached or air-fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get my sex

Slightly changed to fit the air-fried in

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine fertilised.
Neither boiled or fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get creampied.

*coughs*

You can always count on me to lower the tone.

 

[ShaneoD]

That might have been too much sleep

 

[ShaneoD]

Might need to spice it up a little

How do you like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with good sex
Poached or air-fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get my sex

Slightly changed to fit the air-fried in

Made me laugh, I have to admit

 

[AmberLGreen]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine fertilised.
Neither boiled or fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get creampied.

*coughs*

You can always count on me to lower the tone.

Please tell me that you weren’t one of those that used the “How do you like your eggs in the morning” chat up line

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Please tell me that you weren’t one of those that used the “How do you like your eggs in the morning” chat up line

Ermmm... I decline to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

I also MIGHT have used "Heres 10p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. You've pulled."

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Can I DoorDash a cup of coffee to my bed?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Ermmm... I decline to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

I also MIGHT have used "Heres 10p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. You've pulled."

10p? How old were you when you were chatting these women up?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

10p? How old were you when you were chatting these women up?

It's been so long, I think Woolly Mammoths were still roaming the Earth.

Also, I also MIGHT have used, "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you."

It must be a complete shock to you that I didn't have much luck...

 

[AmberLGreen]

It's been so long, I think Woolly Mammoths were still roaming the Earth.

Also, I also MIGHT have used, "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you."

It must be a complete shock to you that I didn't have much luck...

I am beginning to think we have moved in the same circles

Did you ever use “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away”?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am beginning to think we have moved in the same circles

Did you ever use “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away”?

I have not!

*Writes it down for future use...

Mind you. I don't think I'll ever get to use it nowadays.

Hang on. Is that a violin playing?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Tax day... ugh.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I need a new audiobook to listen to.

Personally, I’m a sucker for anything read by Stephen Fry, but Hitchhiker’s Guide is particularly delightful. Also, I’m sure you’ve read it already, but…I’ve been meaning to get around to Tommyknockers, as read by Edward Herrmann.
(Disclaimer: I don’t listen to audiobooks much, so there usually has to be a great voice involved to get me to choose that over reading with my own eyes, and 80% of the time, it’s Stephen Fry.)

 

[cole4258]

Thinking this weekend is going by too fast

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Personally, I’m a sucker for anything read by Stephen Fry, but Hitchhiker’s Guide is particularly delightful. Also, I’m sure you’ve read it already, but…I’ve been meaning to get around to Tommyknockers, as read by Edward Herrmann.
(Disclaimer: I don’t listen to audiobooks much, so there usually has to be a great voice involved to get me to choose that over reading with my own eyes, and 80% of the time, it’s Stephen Fry.)

I've read both of those books, they are wonderful selections! I just downloaded a book called The Midnight Library by Matt Haig. It looks promising!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I always chuckle when I see someone post something that was told to one person. There’s a person whose PMs I will opt to not reply to going forward. FFS.

It does continue to amaze me at the vitriol directed at the GB, when the PG is very similar (political extremeposting aside). The GB actually feels more honest.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I've read both of those books, they are wonderful selections! I just downloaded a book called The Midnight Library by Matt Haig. It looks promising!

I have that on my list of books to read with my eyes!

 

[ShaneoD]

Personally, I’m a sucker for anything read by Stephen Fry, but Hitchhiker’s Guide is particularly delightful. Also, I’m sure you’ve read it already, but…I’ve been meaning to get around to Tommyknockers, as read by Edward Herrmann.
(Disclaimer: I don’t listen to audiobooks much, so there usually has to be a great voice involved to get me to choose that over reading with my own eyes, and 80% of the time, it’s Stephen Fry.)

Seeing anyone mention him always reminds me of an episode of QI coming on the TV and my dad saying "The brother in law is doing alright for himself" apparently my dad worked for his sister's husband in the 80's. My dad is, let's say, naturally skeptical of people but he had a lot of nice things to say about him you could tell he liked him. I've been a fan of his for years and had no idea until a couple of years ago.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Seeing anyone mention him always reminds me of an episode of QI coming on the TV and my dad saying "The brother in law is doing alright for himself" apparently my dad worked for his sister's husband in the 80's. My dad is, let's say, naturally skeptical of people but he had a lot of nice things to say about him you could tell he liked him. I've been a fan of his for years and had no idea until a couple of years ago.

My first and most memorable experience with his work was the PS3 game LittleBig Planet. To this day, I can’t read someone saying “aww, bless” without hearing it in his voice.

 

[ShaneoD]

My first and most memorable experience with his work was the PS3 game LittleBig Planet. To this day, I can’t read someone saying “aww, bless” without hearing it in his voice.

Dad mentioned how he has a gentle demeanor, and he was great with the horses he said he heard him before he saw him "Hello Mr Horse how are you today?" and yes he does the impression. My dad was a jockey and a stable lad just for context.