What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I am having kippers for brunch and now I am going to add an egg to the plate using this method. I will let you know how the egg turns out
How much to eggs cost in the UK? Our farms are having issues with bird flu so the price is sky high. $7 dozen 5.54 GBP
 
Might need to spice it up a little

🎶 How do you like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with good sex
Poached or air-fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get my sex 🎶

Slightly changed to fit the air-fried in 😁
I think this is my favorite post I've seen this morning lol
 
Might need to spice it up a little

🎶 How do you like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with good sex
Poached or air-fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get my sex 🎶

Slightly changed to fit the air-fried in 😁

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine fertilised.
Neither boiled or fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get creampied.

*coughs*

You can always count on me to lower the tone.
 
Might need to spice it up a little

🎶 How do you like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with good sex
Poached or air-fried
I'm satisfied as long as I get my sex 🎶

Slightly changed to fit the air-fried in 😁
Made me laugh, I have to admit
 
Please tell me that you weren’t one of those that used the “How do you like your eggs in the morning” chat up line

Ermmm... I decline to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

I also MIGHT have used "Heres 10p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. You've pulled."
 
10p? How old were you when you were chatting these women up?

It's been so long, I think Woolly Mammoths were still roaming the Earth.

Also, I also MIGHT have used, "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you."

It must be a complete shock to you that I didn't have much luck...
 
It's been so long, I think Woolly Mammoths were still roaming the Earth.

Also, I also MIGHT have used, "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you."

It must be a complete shock to you that I didn't have much luck...
I am beginning to think we have moved in the same circles 🤣

Did you ever use “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away”?
 
I need a new audiobook to listen to.
Personally, I’m a sucker for anything read by Stephen Fry, but Hitchhiker’s Guide is particularly delightful. Also, I’m sure you’ve read it already, but…I’ve been meaning to get around to Tommyknockers, as read by Edward Herrmann.
(Disclaimer: I don’t listen to audiobooks much, so there usually has to be a great voice involved to get me to choose that over reading with my own eyes, and 80% of the time, it’s Stephen Fry.)
 
Personally, I’m a sucker for anything read by Stephen Fry, but Hitchhiker’s Guide is particularly delightful. Also, I’m sure you’ve read it already, but…I’ve been meaning to get around to Tommyknockers, as read by Edward Herrmann.
(Disclaimer: I don’t listen to audiobooks much, so there usually has to be a great voice involved to get me to choose that over reading with my own eyes, and 80% of the time, it’s Stephen Fry.)
I've read both of those books, they are wonderful selections! I just downloaded a book called The Midnight Library by Matt Haig. It looks promising!
 
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