What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing my “Does RJ ever ponder reprocusions before posting” t-shirt. Why not? Because I know the answer…

No. No, he does not.

It's only the city I live in, by longitude & latitude, not rocket science.
PM me and I'll tell you exactly

But, I'm not wearing a space suit

 

[Yesok1]

Anything the least bit sexy. Unless you like furry socks, baggy tracksuit bottoms and a longsleeved vest.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Anything the least bit sexy. Unless you like furry socks, baggy tracksuit bottoms and a longsleeved vest.

Hang on. How baggy we talking?

 

[Treeview]

A seat belt. Even though I might be in my race car bed LOL

A crash helmet. Even though I might be in my race car bed. LOL

 

[Yesok1]

Hang on. How baggy we talking?

MC Hammers looking for his trousers...

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

MC Hammers looking for his trousers...

HAMMER TIME

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a shirt that says, "Can't Touch This."

So, just to be VERY clear, @BrendaD & friends are NOT prohibited from touching this!

 

[Amanda330]

A wedding ring.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I'm not wearing a cock ring

 

[BrendaBear]

A wedding ring.

I hope that is a wonderful thing for you.

I miss mine (widow) so I am not wearing one either.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing my “Does RJ ever ponder reprocusions before posting” t-shirt. Why not? Because I know the answer…

No. No, he does not.

It's because I don't give a rat's ass! Are they gonna come over and viciously molest me....lordy, I hope so.

Not wearing bell bottom pants
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[BrendaBear]

It's because I don't give a rat's ass! Are they gonna come over and viciously molest me....lordy, I hope so.

Not wearing bell bottom pants
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I would totally love to wear those pants. And I really don’t like pants. But those? I dig that!!!

I am not wearing RJ’s pants… and if I had them… and they fit… I would have to pay him because I would not give them back.

 

[Rj_1954]

NOT wearing a shirt that says "I Live Near The Same Interstate as RJ". (But it's probably best he & I aren't close enough to collaborate on stuff)

I live near interstate 70 - NOT interstate 75!

Still not wearing gaudy yellow bell bottom pants
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[gtnlynn]

My wife is not wearing a bra because I just unhooked it for her.

 

[Rj_1954]

I would totally love to wear those pants. And I really don’t like pants. But those? I dig that!!!

I am not wearing RJ’s pants… and if I had them… and they fit… I would have to pay him because I would not give them back.

Shhhh, don’t tell anyone
https://m.lightinthebox.com/p/hippi...H7pFUQiA4a97KoQvugqMgD1Y0C1KjzmRoCnVEQAvD_BwE

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing a shirt that says, "Can't Touch This."

So, just to be VERY clear, @BrendaD & friends are NOT prohibited from touching this!

Have you ever heard the phrase “I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole”… but what about a 1 foot vibrator? Or a 10 inch dildo?

I am not currently wearing a 10 inch, vibrating dildo attached to my strap on to reach out and “touch” Lusty with…
It needs to finish charging first….

 

[n8Romantic]

I am not wearing a saddle, bridle, or horseshoes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a saddle, bridle, or horseshoes

I noticed you left out mentioning the horse tail butt plug…

I myself, am not wearing a horse tail butt plug. Or any other butt plug.

 

[n8Romantic]

I noticed you left out mentioning the horse tail butt plug…

I myself, am not wearing a horse tail butt plug. Or any other butt plug.

Left the tail plug out for the obvious reason

Also not wearing the Kentucky Derby winning roses.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing a bra..the girls are just bouncing around free as birds

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my alarm clock, because it went off an hour early...
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Damn thing nearly blew out my eardrums

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing a 1976 JC Penney burnt corral leisure jacket and slacks ensemble….not am I jive talking.

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[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing red wine and broken glass from trying to wrestle an ornery kitten up the basement stairs and dropping said wine glass.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a 1976 JC Penney burnt corral leisure jacket and slacks ensemble….not am I jive talking.

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Sure, but you got the shirt with the wide collar, right? Wearing that today?

 

[Bambear99]

Sure, but you got the shirt with the wide collar, right? Wearing that today?

Correct. I’m wearing that along with the cotton fishnet onesie I was not wearing the other day.