What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[AmandaKellyUK]

socks, my toes are naked and wiggling

 

[SmokingFap]

I am not wearing @Kitty_so_frisky ’s nipple clamps now….
https://media1.tenor.com/m/d_LexB_QpuAAAAAC/sad-face-pouting.gif


Also not wearing any panties…

Oh, fuck. Isla Fisher is in my top five current actresses. She's absolutely adorable.

 

[Wriggle]

socks, my toes and naked and wiggling

Why not wriggling?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

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T-shirt

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a brand new pair of roller skates…
Somebody else got a brand new key

I have a key, but it matches the lock on a collar and a set of cuffs. So skating may be out, but...?

 

[BrendaBear]

I have a key, but it matches the lock on a collar and a set of cuffs. So skating may be out, but...?

Skating is overrated… I am not wearing a robe over my red lacy babydoll…

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a traffic cone hat.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a brand new pair of roller skates…
Somebody else got a brand new key

I have @BrendaD s Key and she holds the chains to my collar.

But, I'm not wearing whip marks on my...

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing coveralls,
And I'm not mewing the lawn.

It's frigging dark out anyway...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Jane Fonda 80’s workout outfit.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing Richard Simmons workout clothes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a beehive hairdo.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a beehive hairdo.

Bee my queen

 

[Svenn3920]

I’m not wearing a Hamburglar costume.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing a Hamburglar costume.

But kind of a fun concept… being the damsel kidnapped by the naughty hamburgler… I wonder if he has special sauce…

 

[Svenn3920]

But kind of a fun concept… being the damsel kidnapped by the naughty hamburgler… I wonder if he has special sauce…

You know he does! “I’m going to put my special sauce between your buns… robble robble!”

It writes itself really.

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing a Sears Perma-Prest body shirt….nor am I “shaped for the fashion crowd”.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a purple sombrero with a large peacock feather sticking up and a small antenna for contacting the mother ship.
Because that would be too obvious.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a purple sombrero with a large peacock feather sticking up and a small antenna for contacting the mother ship.
Because that would be too obvious.

Wait… why did you ask me to wear it then??

 

[LustyScribe]

Wait… why did you ask me to wear it then??

In case it's the OTHER mother. The one that DOESN'T do the probes.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a sumo wrestler suit...

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing overly complicated strapped lingerie and a yarmulke.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing any garment with this on on it.
39.7589° N, 84.1916° W
If I did, everyone would know where I live...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing any garment with this on on it.

I am not wearing my “Does RJ ever ponder reprocusions before posting” t-shirt. Why not? Because I know the answer…

No. No, he does not.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing my “Does RJ ever ponder reprocusions before posting” t-shirt. Why not? Because I know the answer…

No. No, he does not.

NOT wearing a shirt that says "I Live Near The Same Interstate as RJ". (But it's probably best he & I aren't close enough to collaborate on stuff)