What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

I am not drinking or wearing this... G Spot Soda
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[~Elizabeth~]

I am not wearing a crochet superhero costume.

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Dear Lord, help us all with that attire.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am not drinking or wearing this... G Spot Soda
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Ewww, wtf? Berries and Peppercorns?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Morning everybody!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing the tattle tale marks of having had a spanking.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I'm not wearing, nor would I, a male stripper sailor costume.

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But if I still had it, I would wear my winter dress blues (Cracker Jacks) for you. Be forewarned, I'm not as quick out of the gate in those. The damn things have 13 buttons.

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[~Elizabeth~]

I'm not wearing, nor would I, a male stripper sailor costume.

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But if I still had it, I would wear my winter dress blues (Cracker Jacks) for you. Be forewarned, I'm not as quick out of the gate in those. The damn things have 13 buttons.

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Damn I bed you were just fucking yummy in the dress blues! I love a man in a uniform.

 

[BrendaBear]

Damn I bed you were just fucking yummy in the dress blues! I love a man in a uniform.

Typo or Freudian slip?

Either way, brilliant!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I’m not wearing a top at the moment. Gotta change that too, it’s freaking cold in here.

 

[MidnightRyder007]

Socks!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Typo or Freudian slip?

Either way, brilliant!

Could have been or was just so hot and bothered I missed the typo!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, I suppose @hotoldrguy may have made a video… with my blindfold on last time, I can’t really say… he would tell me if he did though, right?

maybe yes, maybe no

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing this… (from the movie “Sleeper”)

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[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing the tattle tale marks of having had a spanking.

See? I TOLD you nobody else would know what we-...

Um, not wearing my wooden spoon holster on my toolbox.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing these very pretty roller skates...

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Because I value my neck facing forward

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm not wearing...my maids outfit..it's my day off

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing...my maids outfit..it's my day off

Sure, I get that… but why is @Rj_1954 wearing one?

I am not wearing fishnets and heels

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not wearing curlers and a mumu.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my cape. Just not feeling all my superpowers tonight.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My “70% of people are stupid” tee shirt
I’m the other 40%

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing my cape. Just not feeling all my superpowers tonight.

Really? Then getting a spanking from you tonight isn’t as much of a scary prospect. Good to know.

Maybe you got a package today without a return address, and it had a strange glowing rock inside? That is just a lucky guess on my part. Because, who hasn’t gotten a package in the mail from an unknown source, containing a green glowing rock. Right?

I am not wearing a Lexie Luther costume.

 

[BrendaBear]

My “70% of people are stupid” tee shirt
I’m the other 40%

I didn’t notice the subtle subtext at first. That was f-ing brilliant!

 

[LustyScribe]

Really? Then getting a spanking from you tonight isn’t as much of a scary prospect. Good to know.

Maybe you got a package today without a return address, and it had a strange glowing rock inside? That is just a lucky guess on my part. Because, who hasn’t gotten a package in the mail from an unknown source, containing a green glowing rock. Right?

I am not wearing a Lexie Luther costume.

That WAS you, wasn't it? I should have known! The Lustynite rock must have affected my mind, or I'd never have fallen for the "NOT from Lexie Luthor OR BrendaD" part on the "From" part of the return address.

Must...summon...extra...spanking...powrrrr...

 

[BrendaBear]

That WAS you, wasn't it? I should have known! The Lustynite rock must have affected my mind, or I'd never have fallen for the "NOT from Lexie Luthor OR BrendaD" part on the "From" part of the return address.

What?? I was dictating it… I didn’t know they put it on the box! Sheesh!

Must...summon...extra...spanking...powrrrr...

Don’t um… feel the need to work on that… it is just fine if you don’t have that…

 

[LustyScribe]

What?? I was dictating it… I didn’t know they put it on the box! Sheesh!


Don’t um… feel the need to work on that… it is just fine if you don’t have that…

Ha! You're just trying to avoid the Spank of Justice! Fortunately, while I'm not wearing my spanking gloves (yet), I AM wearing my Lustynite-proof overcoat, so I'll just drape that over the glowing green rock.

Now, where are those gloves & wooden spoon...