What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

A hockey helmet.

That conjures up a fun image… a pretty lady, walking through the grocery store, very stylish clothes, just doing her shopping… wearing a hockey mask.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing brown finger nail polish

Ewww, brown
It would look like ... never mind.

Not wearing a jogging suit or any suit for that matter

 

[Trubbycat]

Ewww, brown
It would look like ... never mind.

Depends on the outfit. There are all kinds of offbeat colors that sound yucky but in the right combo can be nice.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ewww, brown
It would look like ... never mind.

Yeah… I think so too. Unless I was wearing lots of earth tones… is there a sexy Obi Wan Kenobi outfit? Well, I am not wearing one.

 

[ABiGuy84]

An 80's Arabic Outfit. To much spandex!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Long John pj's with a back door
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I want a pair. Cute AND sexy to wear for Him.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Not wearing a little pony rainbow tail.

 

[Yesok1]

Anything that says I'm up for it, although I am, very much.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I girls with glasses t-shirt

 

[BrendaBear]

I girls with glasses t-shirt

https://media1.tenor.com/m/8e6t0A9m1S8AAAAC/eyeglasses-girl.gif

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing a little pony rainbow tail.

I'd wear it for you though...
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Just not wearing a plastic bag

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I am not wearing fishnet.

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[BrendaBear]

Just not wearing a plastic bag

Good. That isn’t safe. Much better if you stick with burlap.

I am not wearing a Sea Lion Caves t shirt and nothing else.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing fishnet.

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Oh…. But have you considered it? @~Elizabeth~ might appreciate it… just sayin…

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing Maxwell Smart's shoes nor am I talking to them.
They might talk back...

 

[ABiGuy84]

Pink Wig

 

[latecomer91364]

I am not wearing a 'Fat Bastard' foam suit.

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[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a billet aluminum bra

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a billet aluminum bra

Sounds like a lot of work (I looked it up)

 

[BrendaBear]

Sounds like a lot of work (I looked it up)

It would be… wait… someone makes a billet aluminum bra?? I thought I was being all clever saying something that doesn’t exist. You know, like saying “quiet, logical and shy RJ”.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing a Fig Leaf.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing DD falsies

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing eggs.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my wedding ring,
I accidentally dropped it in the garbage disposal...

 

[ABiGuy84]

I'm not wearing my wedding ring,
I accidentally dropped it in the garbage disposal...

I'm not wearing my Engagement Ring.