What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a bikini

And now life is worth living again, because you're nak-, oh,wait; you're not wearing...anything else...are you?

 

[BrendaBear]

And now life is worth living again, because you're nak-, oh,wait; you're not wearing...anything else...are you?

Some un-sexy reading glasses… there is a dog trying to use me as her pillow too…

 

[LustyScribe]

Some un-sexy reading glasses… there is a dog trying to use me as her pillow too…

Well, if you AREN'T wearing at least a little dog hair now and then, you couldn't be my kind of people.
Not wearing night vision goggles. Or standing outside your window in the dark.
I promise.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Darth Vader Outfit.

 

[BrendaBear]

Darth Vader Outfit.

Good thing I am not wearing my white Princess Leia dress and costume then…. Wait, he was her daddy? Oh this line is getting more gross the more I think about it.

Too bad I don’t have enough common sense not to post it..

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing my heart on my sleeve, because if it were on my sleeve, I’d be dead.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Kilt

 

[Newreality]

Slash's tophat

 

[ABiGuy84]

Unicorn Horn

 

[BrendaBear]

Unicorn Horn

Are you wearing a vibrating dildo on your head again??

https://media1.tenor.com/m/AN_oPALSc0wAAAAd/jlo-skeptical.gif

 

[ABiGuy84]

Are you wearing a vibrating dildo on your head again??

https://media1.tenor.com/m/AN_oPALSc0wAAAAd/jlo-skeptical.gif

You never complained about last time I did that and used it on you.

 

[BrendaBear]

You never complained about last time I did that and used it on you.

I’m only complaining if you aren’t using it on me.

 

[ABiGuy84]

I’m only complaining if you aren’t using it on me.

Then where are you?

Not Wearing Boots

 

[Rj_1954]

Ok, peeps, time to eat my nuts, ah, I mean cashews and get some sleep...

Not wearing a pillow sack

 

[LeinadVirgo]

After the hot tub, I'm not wearing swimming trunks

 

[Rj_1954]

I’m not wearing a butt plug

Why, their fun. The ladies like us to wear them. Especially the pony tails.

But, I'm not now.

 

[BrendaBear]

Then where are you?

In Las Vegas, in bed.

I am not wearing a babydoll nighty, and an elaborate harness of ropes, lovingly put on me by my lover…
I don’t have a lover…

 

[LeinadVirgo]

In Las Vegas, in bed.

I am not wearing a babydoll nighty, and an elaborate harness of ropes, lovingly put on me by more lover…

Best I can do is handcuffs and a shot of cheap liquor

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Bob the Builder Utility Belt

 

[BrendaBear]

Not Wearing Boots

I do not know personally, but I have heard fairies wear boots.

Chortle… giggle giggle snort…
That is the name of a popular Black Sabbath Song

 

[Rj_1954]

I’ll take suggestions of what to wear.

Not a Mardi Gras outfit

 

[ABiGuy84]

I do not know personally, but I have heard fairies wear boots.

Chortle… giggle giggle snort

Like The Rock did in Tooth Faory?

 

[BrendaBear]

Like The Rock did in Tooth Faory?

I don’t know about that… I was just quoting Ozzy and Black Sabbath

 

[Polranny]

Red ribbons and a hula hula skirt

 

[Rj_1954]

Red ribbons and a hula hula skirt

What a vision of loveliness,

Not wearing a grin