What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Bambear99]

I’m not dressed like the Hamburglar at the moment.

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Parka

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a viking helmet.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

I am not wearing a viking helmet.

Oh. That's the only thing I'm wearing. Thanks for sharing it

 

[ABiGuy84]

Toe Cozies.

 

[Rj_1954]

Ok,
I'm not wearing chain mail ( too heavy )

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh. That's the only thing I'm wearing. Thanks for sharing it

No problem… but if you are going to hang it on that… um clean it before .. actually? You know, I, I have two. Just keep it.


I am not wearing anything on my legs.

 

[Rj_1954]

No problem… but if you are going to hang it on that… um clean it before .. actually? You know, I, I have two. Just keep it.


I am not wearing my legs.

Whaaaaa?

 

[BrendaBear]

Whaaaaa?

You brat! I thought I had a big typo!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Face Mask

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an ass mask.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Butt Floss

 

[hilton1958]

Not wearing a shirt, just got back from my morning walk and trying to cool down.

 

[BrendaBear]

Butt Floss

That is so gross!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/HgF4dwWj69EAAAAC/laughing-crack-up.gif

I am not wearing @ABiGuy84 ’s beach towel.

 

[dawn_of_night]

A hoodie

 

[ABiGuy84]

Brenda's Cotton Candy Pink Stockings

 

[Newreality]

Jackboots

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Jack’s boots either.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not a mother, although I've been told I was one

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not a mother, although I've been told I was one

What? You aren’t wearing a mother? Huh???

I am not wearing my “that made sense” expression.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing cock ring

 

[fullservice65]

A cheerleader uniform.
...
Honest.
...
Really.
...
Stop judging!

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing Maxwell Smart's shoe phone.

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Pink Ribbon

 

[ABiGuy84]

Space Suit