What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Bambear99]

This morning, I will not be wearing my Bigfoot outfit and strolling through the woods.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing my bumblebee scrunchie.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing my "I'm With Stupid" shirt.

I'm not around him today.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing my "I'm With Stupid" shirt.

I'm not around him today.

Works best when you one is walking around alone, anyway.

I am not wearing a “Bitch In heat” t-shirt.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not cleaning out my Gayradge today, no matter what she says!

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not cleaning out my Gayradge today, no matter what she says!

So you are not wearing your reading glasses then? Because um… WTF?

I am not wearing anything that says “RJ makes sense”.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing red long johns

 

[LustyScribe]

Works best when you one is walking around alone, anyway.

I am not wearing a “Bitch In heat” t-shirt.

I always wanted one with the arrow pointing at the neck hole.

Not wearing scuba gear.

 

[Rj_1954]

I told her what I'm not doing and she told me that if I wanted to continue to breathe tonight, I'd do everything she wants in record time!

Not delaying the issue

Or wearing a coat

 

[BrendaBear]

I told her what I'm not doing and she told me that if I wanted to continue to breathe tonight, I'd do everything she wants in record time!

Not delaying the issue

Or wearing a coat

Dearest, check your meds…

I am not wearing my kinky nurse uniform

 

[johnnyutah_]

I'm not wearing my koala onesie this morning

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my Secret Squirrel t-shirt tonight

 

[ABiGuy84]

Clothes, just got out of a nice warm shower.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Union Jack leggings.

 

[Rj_1954]

Neither am I, or jeggings

 

[MindYaBitness]

Tiara & Miss America Sash

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Tigobitties98 ’s sash or tiara.
No comment on her leather skirt… it just fits soooo good…

 

[mnbreastluver]

“Boobies Matter” tee shirt

 

[ABiGuy84]

Brenda Buttplug

 

[LeinadVirgo]

I am not wearing @Tigobitties98 ’s sash or tiara.
No comment on her leather skirt… it just fits soooo good…

Keep the sparkly, I'd look great in some leather though

 

[Treeview]

..the aura of Mystery.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am not wearing @Tigobitties98 ’s sash or tiara.
No comment on her leather skirt… it just fits soooo good…

You must plenty o'booty too

 

[BrendaBear]

..the aura of Mystery.

Well, of course not! We can see you standing right there! Not a stitch of clothing on! How you gonna get an aura of mystery when you are …

Sorry… oops… um… I am not wearing a yellow raincoat.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wear pink princess bracelet

 

[Treeview]

..the aura of Mystery.

The New Emporer's New Clothes