What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

So you have on your Radiation Suit?

Me, not wearing Blindfold.

I’m so sorry you just aren’t having any fun at all!

 

[ABiGuy84]

I’m so sorry you just aren’t having any fun at all!

I have on my collar, but

Not wearing My Ball gag

 

[Rj_1954]

Drinking scotch for an hoour and Mot drink yey, whut op?

 

[Bambear99]

I’m definitely not wearing a denim jacket over a denim shirt and denim pants with a majestic mullet to complete my Canadian tuxedo. Not tonight anyway.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I’m not wearing Kevin Hart on my sleeve (he’s so small I probably could if I chose to).

 

[ABiGuy84]

Wrestling Singlet

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing crotchless fishnet tights.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing crotchless fishnet tights.

Awww.

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing Kevin Hart on my sleeve (he’s so small I probably could if I chose to).

Just roll him up in your t-shirt sleeve the way James Dean would a pack of Lucky Strikes. Little Kevin should be fine.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing my Engagement Ring right now.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an Aztec feathered headdress

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing my Engagement Ring on my throbbing tribute to manliness right now.

Fixed it for you.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing the Emperors New Clothes.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing the Emperor’s girlfriend’s aunt’s (you know her, she is the witch) - yeah her. I am not wearing her old hat.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Richard Simmons Workout Outfit from the 80's.

 

[Bambear99]

Richard Simmons Workout Outfit from the 80's.

I don’t think he’s taken it off since 1982.

 

[BrendaBear]

Richard Simmons Workout Outfit from the 80's.

That is so funny you should bring that up today. Because just earlier I was working out myself and maybe a little 80’s inspired. But I am not wearing it now.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/88/9a/01/889a013c1f5f091dc336ed87d00af516.jpg

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

I am not wearing my Mandolrian helmet.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a Jedi robe. But they are comfortable.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

My Flash Gordon decoder ring.

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

My Flash Gordon decoder ring.

I am not wearing my Sword of Eternia

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my Mandolrian helmet.

I am not wearing that perv’s helmet either. Although, I never actually saw the helmet he kept asking me to “polish his helmet”.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/1Hq5A7glrx8AAAAC/wtf-is-going-on-what.gif

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I am not wearing my Sword of Eternia

Humanity is doomed.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing that Awful McD's Manager Shirt since 2015.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A bra. Or underwear