What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing my leather motorcycle chaps because Brenda stole them

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing my leather motorcycle chaps because Brenda stole them

I did not! I only borrowed them!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/m1DxRvd1RBoAAAAd/texting-phone.gif

They at the dry cleaners… I already paid for it too!
those guys did make quite a mess though

 

[mnbreastluver]

My “Vagina jokes aren’t funny! Period“ tee shirt.

 

[BrendaBear]

My “Vagina jokes aren’t funny! Period“ tee shirt.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/kUCsTZ38OZMAAAAd/smh-debora-spiga.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing pasties tassels

 

[kathyisgr65]

My eye patch and pirate hat...my swords in the shop

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my little pink “slave girl” dress.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing my little pink “slave girl” dress.

bummer

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sports jersey dress with “Hottie‘s Bitch” on the back.

not sure if I need to get one…

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Gorilla Suit.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’m not wearing a party dress…

 

[RaineDrops]

I am not wearing a supergirl costume.

 

[Azuldrgon]

My Viking helmet.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Human Suit

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Disco shoes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Deadbed1968 ’s party dress, but happy to see him here.

 

[EricaLynch]

I am not wearing my birthday suit....at the moment...

 

[SherlockianMan]

Clown shoes

 

[mnbreastluver]

Elephant pants.
you should see the trunk.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Clown Shoes.

 

[BrendaBear]

Clown shoes

Clown Shoes.

Hey You guys, so who is wearing the damn clown shoes???

I am not riding um.. wearing.. a dildo

 

[ABiGuy84]

Ballet Shoes.

 

[Trubbycat]

Ballet Shoes.

Cement shoes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather collar that says “Kitty’s Toy” on it.

…yet…

 

[ABiGuy84]

Batman Undies.