What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[RaineDrops]

I am not wearing latex boots

 

[EricaLynch]

I'm not wearing a bra

 

[Btq97]

I'm not wearing a bra

Me either

 

[hotoldrguy]

thongs

no thong on Thong Thursday?

 

[Azuldrgon]

wok clothes. (I stayed home today)

 

[EricaLynch]

An Eskimo outfit

 

[hotoldrguy]

An Eskimo outfit

so nose nookie is out then?

 

[BrendaBear]

An Eskimo outfit

so nose nookie is out then?

Thank you!!! I was trying to work out a comment along those lines and failing.

So glad you covered it!


I am not wearing a stitch of intelligence today.

 

[mnbreastluver]

6 inch stilettos

 

[snexxer]

A feather boa.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A coconut bra

not a good look

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Crocs

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Glasses

 

[RaineDrops]

I am not wearing false eyelashes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a paper mache slave collar.

 

[2mucky]

Underwear. Predictable I know but accurate.
I am wearing socks tho

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I am not wearing my toe rings.

 

[BrendaBear]

Underwear. Predictable I know but accurate.
I am wearing socks tho

On your johnson? Wow. Okay.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Still don’t have my crocs on

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Flip-flops

 

[BrendaBear]

Still don’t have my crocs on

Whose are you wearing? Are they okay with this?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Whose are you wearing? Are they okay with this?

I don’t know, I didn’t ask there name, just took them and ran like hell

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Bugs Bunny ears

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Lip plumper

 

[BrendaBear]

Lip plumper

I first read that as “Lip Plumber” and I was very confused…

I am not wearing a lip plumber, or even dating one.