What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Oldermom935]

How long can we keep this going?

I guess for as long as I don't reply?

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my red duct tape mankini.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not wearing my red duct tape mankini.

But, you looked so GOOD in that the other day!

I'm not wearing my Zorro mask.

 

[Boof1976]

A superman cape. I'M BATMAN.

 

[Cindy027]

Not wearing the 4" stilletos

I am not wearing my 6" platform boots.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing my 6" platform boots.

Heels or soles?

 

[Cindy027]

Heels or soles?

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[n8Romantic]

A penis gag.

 

[Lmizzler]

Geez, how’d Lit know I forgot my watch today?

 

[Vitriolhack]

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If you can balance on a pair of those, you’re good for cirque du soleil!

Not wearing…..anything!

 

[Buxomjadeex]

I’m not wearing a bra …

 

[Stillstiff]

Socks

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing several applications of baby oil.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing fishnet stockings and heels…

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m not wearing anything that would make my mother feel proud of her son.

 

[Crhxwy24]

My wedding ring

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing several applications of baby oil.

Don’t blame me - I did not take your baby oil! Again… I mean.. I just didn’t… Not me!
…besides, @Cindy027 has a much better selection…

And I am not wearing any exotic oils this morning…

 

[Trubbycat]

Don’t blame me - I did not take your baby oil! Again… I mean.. I just didn’t… Not me!
…besides, @Cindy027 has a much better selection…

And I am not wearing any exotic oils this morning…

She is much better at applications, I must admit...

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m not dressed up like a cowboy and wearing a holster and a six shooter because I’m not the protagonist in an old western movie.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not dressed up like a cowboy and wearing a holster and a six shooter because I’m not the protagonist in an old western movie.

Okay… then how come when I read this, I got the mental image of you wearing no shirt, a cowboy hat, gun belt, holster, six shooter, black panties, black fishnet stockings and heels? … and a big wicked smile?

Oh yeah, there was that one weekend at the cabin in the woods… never mind. Shutting up!

I am not wearing.. heels…

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a leather corset

 

[Biggalute]

I am not wearing my tie-dye cheesecloth shirt, it's just not who I am anymore

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not still wearing the rope that @AlexBailey lasso’d me with…

 

[EricaLynch]

I am not wearing fishnet stockings and heels…

Oh if only....I'm not either

 

[Cindy027]

I am not still wearing the rope that @AlexBailey lasso’d me with…

You and Alex seem to be enjoying your little western sojourn. If you are using any of my clothes in this encounter would you please try an keep them cleanish. After the last time with you playing with Trubby I got my jeans back torn with cat claws.

I am not wearing a yellow scrunchy.