What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

A crotchless Pikachu costume

 

[Btq97]

My darth maul hoodie

 

[Ched21]

Bollock naked,in the bath

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing last night’s cocktail dress.

 

[Lorack]

i'm not wearing last nights cocktail sauce

the shrimp where tasty

 

[Taegul]

A spinning bow tie.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a neon cheerleader dress with a klingon mask

 

[Weirdnessome]

A 2 piece

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A shower cap

 

[Azuldrgon]

a hat.

 

[mnbreastluver]

X-Ray glasses that I ordered from Wile E Coyote's Acme catalog.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a neon cheerleader dress with a klingon mask

Of course not. A neon cheerleader dress requires Romulan makeup.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Assless chaps with fringe

 

[Trubbycat]

Assless chaps with fringe

Real leather hopefully

 

[Weirdnessome]

Orange jumpsuit

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Real leather hopefully

I mean...of all the assless chaps with fringe I'm not wearing, I suppose you can say I'm not wearing synthetic leather assless chaps with fringe the most

 

[mnbreastluver]

An Ankle Monitor

 

[Wriggle]

A hot wife ankle bracelet

 

[kyblue12]

pretty much clothes.... lol

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing a strap on dildo harness over a low cut, black leotard.

 

[mynameisben]

I’m not wearing a strap on dildo harness over a low cut, black leotard.

And I'm not waring my ass-less chaps with a bullseye target painted on my butt cheeks.


-Ben

 

[BrendaBear]

And I'm not waring my ass-less chaps with a bullseye target painted on my butt cheeks.


-Ben

I don’t have the words to describe how much this cracked me up.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I'm not wearing pressed slacks, a button down shirt with the top two unbuttoned, a vest, and nicely polished shoes...

 

[ABiGuy84]

Socks

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Unfortunately not got this on today

*jaw drops and pulls off sunglasses*