What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[fsa52]

He kept the key… got it.

I am not wearing a chastity belt either.

You’re right, he did keep the key, but I picked the lock!!

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

He kept the key… got it.

I am not wearing a chastity belt either.

An uninterested frown

 

[BrendaBear]

An uninterested frown

What? Just because I prefer the feel of leather on my skin over the feel of metal?

I did not say “I am not wearing locking leather cuffs on my ankles and wrists, and a locking leather collar”… I did not say that.

I am not wearing a yellow polka dot bikini….

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

What? Just because I prefer the feel of leather on my skin over the feel of metal?

I did not say “I am not wearing locking leather cuffs on my ankles and wrists, and a locking leather collar”… I did not say that.

I am not wearing a yellow polka dot bikini….

So many nots, I can tell you are not not notty.

 

[Lorack]

Her scent

 

[Trubbycat]

A brand from the Circle K Ranch.

 

[Btq97]

Chocolate body paint

 

[BrendaBear]

A brand from the Circle K Ranch.

I live down the street from a Circle K…. Come to think of it, I used to live less than 10 miles from the Mustang Ranch…

I am not wearing a hostess uniform from the Mustang Ranch.

 

[Trubbycat]

I live down the street from a Circle K…. Come to think of it, I used to live less than 10 miles from the Mustang Ranch…

I am not wearing a hostess uniform from the Mustang Ranch.

Moonlighting can be lucrative.

 

[BrendaBear]

Moonlighting can be lucrative.

I think you are right! I think there is a “Moonlight Ranch” a few blocks down. Have you been there?

Edit: actually, I think it is the Moonlight Bunny Ranch…

 

[Pad_Foot]

Not wearing Mustang Ranch wrist id

 

[Lindi37]

Clothes (any)

 

[GallantWriter]

Pants.

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

Her (yet)

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a perfect fitting strap on.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a perfect fitting strap on.

Sometimes you have to go custom.

 

[Silkreg0]

Anything under my silk robe

 

[mnbreastluver]

A tent from Omar the tent maker.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my dog’s collar and leash.

…bitch won’t even share…

 

[fsa52]

I am not wearing my dog’s collar and leash.

…bitch won’t even share…

If I owned such, I would share!!!

Not wearing my magic boob enhancer bra

 

[dreamysub]

I don't wear anythin atm, kinda like it that way.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My Mutant Ninja Turtle socks.

 

[BrendaBear]

My Mutant Ninja Turtle socks.

(Because barefoot, naturally)

I am not wearing BFG’s Mutant Ninja Turtle mask…

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing nuru oil from head to toe.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing nuru oil from head to toe.

That’s gotta be a bummer… you didn’t..um… substitute catnip again did you?