What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

Must be a larceny ring around here

Very minor larceny… we never keeps stuff… and I am not wearing a ring… or a bracelet…

 

[mnbreastluver]

A candy cane on my penis

 

[Trubbycat]

A candy cane in my urethra

 

[BrendaBear]

A candy cane in my urethra

Ummm..ewww!

I am not wearing candy canes hanging from nipple rings.

 

[Trubbycat]

Ummm..ewww!

I am not wearing candy canes hanging from nipple rings.

Gee, I thought it sounded fun...

 

[Trubbycat]

The canes on rings world be very cute.

 

[Shi_One81]

Pants and panties

 

[Sultry_Wynter_Snuggle]

A robe

 

[BrendaBear]

The canes on rings world be very cute.

It sucks when I twirl too much and they fall out!

I am not wearing a belly dancing outfit.

 

[Shi_One81]

A parka

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing coulottes...

 

[Shenanigans90]

A chip on my shoulder

 

[BrendaBear]

A chip on my shoulder

Sure… but did the aliens put one in your ear?

I am not wearing a brass bra (wrong month)…

 

[IvorieFrost]

I am not wearing evidence of last night's misadventure.

Like my cousin's dress shirt

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing evidence of last night's misadventure.

of course no! Every good super villain covers her tracks….

I am not wearing Ivory’s skin tight leather catsuit…
…because she might mess me up if I wear it again…

 

[IvorieFrost]

of course no! Every good super villain covers her tracks….

I am not wearing Ivory’s skin tight leather catsuit…
…because she might mess me up if I wear it again…

nah it looks too sexy on you for me to hold a grudge

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

nah it looks too sexy on you for me to hold a grudge

Grudge or not, I'd hold something against you both.

 

[IvorieFrost]

Grudge or not, I'd hold something against you both.

Your package?

 

[BrendaBear]

Grudge or not, I'd hold something against you both.

C’mon… you can be honest… you’d spray something on @IvorieFrost and I.

I am not wearing … um… that…

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm still thinking about the leather catsuit...

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

A nice fitted suit, no tie, second button unbuttoned

 

[BrendaBear]

A nice fitted suit, no tie, second button unbuttoned

I am not wearing a ring with a super cool Celtic pattern like @DrkSthrnGnt ‘s avatar.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a snow globe hat.

 

[fsa52]

The lovely sterling silver filigree Chastity Belt I was gifted for Christmas

 

[BrendaBear]

The lovely sterling silver filigree Chastity Belt I was gifted for Christmas

He kept the key… got it.

I am not wearing a chastity belt either.