What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Deleted member 3041612]

A salty attitude!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing bright pink leggings, with matching sports bra and court shoes.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Walmart Greeter ID badge

 

[SherlockianMan]

Anything that would suggest I plan on being in a way productive today

 

[Trubbycat]

Body paint of my favorite team.

 

[hotoldrguy]

a cock cage

 

[n8Romantic]

A prostate massager

 

[Trubbycat]

Fox ears, ball gag, and a fox tail butt plug

 

[Fazer600]

Fox ears, ball gag, and a fox tail butt plug

A tail.

 

[SherlockianMan]

A chastity belt

 

[Fazer600]

As special members address in my hand

 

[Taegul]

The jacket I left in a Denver restaurant when I visited a friend there. Oops.

 

[Beachgirl22]

socks and shoes

 

[vibes]

No hat

 

[Shenanigans90]

Shoulder pads

 

[PageWriter2]

Seamless stockings

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A smile

 

[Trubbycat]

A dead Tauntaun.

 

[n8Romantic]

A sporan

 

[BrendaBear]

A dead Tauntaun.

As I understand it, that is because they stink. Better to put on a bikini and be chained to a slug.

 

[Pad_Foot]

mukluks

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Clothes

 

[Btq97]

I am not wearing a Jedi Robe and Spock ears

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

My pride.

I was stripped of it this morning by my children.

 

[Trubbycat]

As I understand it, that is because they stink. Better to put on a bikini and be chained to a slug.

Awww, I did that last weekend.