What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a bondage harness on my head.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not currently wearing any leather restraints either…

check back later.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a bowtie.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a bunny suit

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

I am not wearing a bunny suit

And why not?

 

[VoraciousValue]

I am not wearing a $5,000 suit.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

I am not wearing a hula skirt.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a hula skirt.

And why not?

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

And why not?

Because you haven't returned it yet...lol

 

[BrendaBear]

Because you haven't returned it yet...lol

Oh how I wish I thought of something that clever!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I am not wearing anything. That's right. Get that image firmly, deeply in your mind.

 

[Btq97]

Oh how I wish I thought of something that clever!

Well you can give it back once you have got the stains out

Not wearing a hat

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing fishnets and heels

 

[Photog1rl]

A bikini.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not in a nice button down shirt and khaki shorts

My inner smart ass says that means a shitty button down shirt and khaki shorts.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Underwear. I've recently discovered that I just don't need them when I work from home and like to take a quick swim periodically throughout the day.

I refuse to believe this is the only reason.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

My hockey jersey.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing high heeled bunny slippers

 

[Hipshot1554]

INW dancing pumps.

 

[Hipshot1554]

INW open toed boots.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing one of @rlaflamme ‘s martian costumes.

 

[Trubbycat]

An Iron Man suit made of old cans.

 

[Quintius]

I am not wearing snow shoes.

 

[Trubbycat]

The skin of my enemies (but the skulls make good bike helmets)

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a traditional french maid’s dress