What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

Bummer! I am wearing one today.

That's why girls always call each other the night before... to coordinate!

 

[Trubbycat]

My Village People Indian Chief suit.

 

[Btq97]

That's why girls always call each other the night before... to coordinate!

or they sit by the phone waiting for him to call to approve the next days apparel

 

[Quintius]

I am not wearing an ascot.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing ice skates.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a cow costume

 

[luckylegsat60]

I am not wearing knee pads

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’m not wearing a condom

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leopard skin catsuit

 

[Azuldrgon]

shoes, socks, shirt.....I just showered to be honest.

 

[Dawggyworld]

I am not wearing boxers

 

[ydahecnot]

A Devo flowerpot

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a flying wing suit

 

[Pranglez]

I am not wearing the carcass of the ginormous spider I just squashed.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I am not wearing the carcass of the ginormous spider I just squashed.

Stone cold killer.

I am not wearing one of those old time swimming onesie things from the 1920's

 

[Taegul]

I am not wearing a sports bra. I don't play sports anymore, so what's the point?

 

[Btq97]

I am not wearing very much

 

[Trubbycat]

Burlap underwear

 

[Quintius]

I am not wearing spats. I'm not that dapper.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

I am not wearing ass-less chaps.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Shoes

 

[ydahecnot]

A flugelhorn on my head. I didn’t say I wasn’t wearing one, though

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a pink rubber fetish catsuit.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I am not wearing a pink rubber fetish catsuit.

Dammit Brenda.

 

[jason28053]

Shoes

Shocking!!