What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a skunk tail butt plug

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

A Fedora

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

No bra, no panties, no socks...just track suit laying on the couch pondering life and other things

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

No bra, no panties, no socks...just track suit laying on the couch pondering life and other things

A winter coat.
But that would change if I go outdoors.

So, want are you contemplating?
Do I have one in my pants?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a drawn on moustache.

 

[MuscularVeinyNudity]

A shirt.

 

[Wageslave]

A paper bag on my head

 

[latecomer91364]

Among other things, I'm also not wearing a backhoe.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a nice fedora.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Panties. Sometimes they just have to come off.

 

[Animaul]

NEED PROOF!

Pants, cause the weather calls for shorts.

 

[MedicalMuse]

NEED PROOF!

Pants, cause the weather calls for shorts.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I am not wearing a colander on my head, or pants

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing sand shoes with a suit.

 

[Wageslave]

Body paint

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a gallon of cheap cologne

 

[redcalling]

A chastity

 

[SixShooter14]

Psst, your emoji is broken.

And I'm not wearing a jacket.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Psst, your emoji is broken.

And I'm not wearing a jacket.

So is yours

 

[Taegul]

Since we're on page 666...I am not wearing anything satanic. Promise.

 

[SexualSensualGoddess]

Clothes….I'm just out of the shower

 

[dad_icarus]

Latex.

 

[EasyBrad59]

I am not wearing a shirt, pants, underwear, socks, and shoes…and other items!

 

[Hardnfast93]

Pants

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

A condom