What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trisha20016969]

Maintenance here -- I understand you need something done under your desk?
So on the theme ... I'm wearing a tool belt.

I hope that’s all you’re wearing is that tool belt. Let me take a look at that huge tool first before you go under the desk. It may need some lubrication first it’s a tight fit.

 

[fullservice65]

I hope that’s all you’re wearing is that tool belt. Let me take a look at that huge tool first before you go under the desk. It may need some lubrication first it’s a tight fit.

That's ironic -- I'm scheduled to lubricate something under your desk as well.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing snow camouflage gear.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Boned lace-up corset - just a bit restrictive while sitting at my desk....

 

[jassybb]

socks

 

[Klaus_Smith]

A shirt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a barbed wire neck tie.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

An itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m not wearing an astronaut suit

 

[PotNoodle79]

An itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini

Lies

 

[Klaus_Smith]

A heavy jacket.

 

[pmichael]

Leather jock strap.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

A Tamagotchi hanging from my nipple rings

 

[Mikey0509]

Men’s underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a t-shirt with the entire text of The Book of Genesis on it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

A leather jacket

 

[Taegul]

A motorcycle helmet.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

a Pikachu onesie

…or am I..?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an Infernape costume.

 

[Repeatoffender25]

Not wearing a beanie!

 

[F3x0r]

A watch. Who needs time

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 14 layers of panties.

 

[Susurration]

A leather jacket

I was sure that you would write this somewhere .

As for me, I am not wearing a fur hat.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a surgical mask over my groin.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

My Anime Pennywise costume