What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[angelofthenorth]

corset and nylons

 

[PotNoodle79]

One of those hats with beer cans either side and straws

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Anti-bear armor.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing solid steel undies.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing bottle bottom glasses.

 

[Treeview]

Trash bag rain gear

 

[Treeview]

One of those hats with beer cans either side and straws

They're sometimes called Beer Muffs

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing Beer Muffs, Whiskey Muffs, Soda Muffs, Mixed-drink Muffs...

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a glittery John Wayne costume.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am not wearing a Burger King crown on my head nor a matching crown on my cock

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not actually wearing stickers all over my naked body.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

A Halloween costume

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Tux

 

[angelofthenorth]

High heels

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Golden Garter.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a vest woven of living squirrels

 

[Taegul]

A feather boa.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a radioactive thong.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A solid tritium buttplug

 

[Chatgetsme]

I am not wearing a solid gold Chasity belt, presented by a sheik in Arabia

 

[deft]

A wig and a pair of pince-nez eyeglasses.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wings, sadly

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a sombrero that has Christmas decorations on it.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Feathers

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

A beret