What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Tallulah82]

Socks.

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm not wearing what you think I might not be wearing but I am wearing it instead of not wearing it

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing acrylic nails.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a purple silk thong with a smiley face on the crotch.

 

[vibes]

I'm not wearing the nipple clamps that a pickpocket stole from me on the subway.

more like a pickunderbra

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I am not wearing overalls, a hat, or a bra.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My Mickey Mouse hat...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a suit I stole off Walt Disney's corpse.

 

[Jodaily]

I’m not wearing yo mama’s combat boots.

 

[KyleR215]

I am not wearing gloves

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a blue shirt that weighs 100 kilos.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

shoes .. but they're close by

 

[Jodaily]

A jock strap

 

[LexiSmiles92]

a strap

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Anything except a towel...

 

[Dashabout]

My rubber boots for working outdoors in snow and wet weather.

 

[Jodaily]

I could kill for snow and wet weather.
Not wearing much. Too hot!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a screen used Ewok mask.

 

[Jodaily]

Had to put on shorts, company coming. Overdressed. Nothing under

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing boots made for walking.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I am NOT wearing a strap-on

Our loss...

 

[Sundayschild]

Shorts. Which is unfortunate because it's baking in London today.

 

[Jodaily]

Winter clothes, hallelujah

 

[BDA73]

A condom

 

[Jodaily]

My wife’s bathrobe