What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing electronic cooling undies.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My “Nipples make me smile” tee shirt.

 

[masterslave00]

chastity cage

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Shoes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Squirrel Girl's costume.

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

A bobble hat

 

[QwertyMaster]

A riding lawnmower

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Errr clothes

 

[Tallulah82]

The purple flowery trousers a saleswoman showed me today, that my daughter admitted afterwards that if I'd shown interest in them, she'd have strongly intervened.

 

[Kelvin8or]

Not wearing a kilt yet it still feels breezy on my balls

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a crotchless rain poncho.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing in-line skates.

 

[Bluebanzai]

Thin. (I hope).

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing leather armor.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Socks

 

[kyblue12]

A shirt

 

[smtst5]

A stitch of clothing

 

[BDA73]

Mittens

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing socks made to look like kitten feet.

 

[BDA73]

Elmo underoos

 

[Noor]

Underwear, bra, hat

Am wearing socks and nightshirt but not for long, soon to be wearing sesame oil

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 14 gallons of petroleum jelly.

 

[tommyt125]

Def not wearing a raincoat

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing that same shirt I wore a couple months back because it has too many holes in it now.

 

[histoiresdelle]

I'm not wearing the nipple clamps that a pickpocket stole from me on the subway.