What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Dayhoosier]

Socks

 

[Series 6]

A Carolina Hurricanes Stanley Cup Champions shirt

 

[MarcUK]

Imm' nt wrin myy glssses

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Pee Wee Herman suit.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my Batman pj's size 2 anymore...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing an aura of terror.

 

[SweetCheeks_95]

Pants

 

[vibes]

clothes

 

[SlyderInside]

Jewelry

 

[fsa52]

A bra, whipped off about 15 minutes ago

 

[Rj_1954]

A straight jacket...

 

[LustyScribe]

The BLUE fishhook nipple piercings.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the love of my life's arms around me.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my wedding ring...
In the shower

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Leopard print tight pants

 

[Rj_1954]

My purple shock Collar
Don't tell my mistress

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a doctor's coat with nothing but a red thong underneath.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my disappointment on my face, because I'm well-trained.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the ropes my mistress tied me up with...

 

[OralAllOver]

I no longer wear a mask

I am open to the world (mostly), not hiding any longer

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing jeans with a hole ripped in the knee. Not since the 90s.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a coffee filled IV

 

[GloriousChaos]

Shirt

 

[BrendaBear]

Shirt

Now that I think about it, I am not wearing @GloriousChaos ’s shirt either.

 

[GloriousChaos]

Now that I think about it, I am not wearing @GloriousChaos ’s shirt either.

Cracking me up won’t help me go to sleep.