What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[~Elizabeth~]

Not wearing a Springsteen concert T, unfortunately.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a Springsteen concert T, unfortunately.

Had that T-shirt for ages. I actually worked security in a parking lot outside his concert in '85 in Frankfurt, Germany. (I was an Army MP) I can still hear it...

Not wearing a suit of bricks from "The Wall." Nor am I comfortably numb. (Unfortunately)

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A tinfoil hat to block mental probes...

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

My bike helmet lol

 

[lordfarquat]

That's a hell of a blowjob to need a helmet.

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

That's a hell of a blowjob to need a helmet.

Haha

 

[lordfarquat]

If you are wearing a bike helmet at this hour, you A) rode home after drinking/other nefarious endeavors, B) enjoy kinky sex, or C) you are in the dark and do not want to hit your head in the house. Is there an option D?

 

[MarcUK]

I'm not wearing socks

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I'm not wearing socks

Likewise!

 

[DirtyMarine]

Clothes

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

A bra

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

My wedding ring ..

 

[MarcUK]

I'm not wearing any modesty whatsoever

 

[DirtyMarine]

A halo

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I'm not wearing any modesty whatsoever

Haha

 

[MarcUK]

A cock ring

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

Underwear

 

[MarcUK]

Opps I forgot to put my hat on

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a good enough disguise.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Clothing

 

[DirtyMarine]

Anything at all

 

[Taegul]

A mohawk motorcycle helmet.

 

[lucy_anne21]

A sanitary pad, and after four days, thank heavens for that, at long last.

Lucy.

 

[vibes]

a gown

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

A stitch of clothing